1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 3 00:00:54,444 --> 00:00:55,998 It's gettin' late. 4 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,038 How much longer do we have to stay out here? 5 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,408 As long as it takes to get the story. 6 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:04,188 You wanna be a journalist and not an intern forever, right? 7 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:08,628 Yeah, just wish the article didn't have to be here. 8 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:12,768 Like I said before, when I do a story, I go all out. 9 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:15,318 And this one is about the cemetery being haunted. 10 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:18,468 We're gonna stay for a few more hours, then we'll go. 11 00:01:18,510 --> 00:01:20,688 A few more hours! Seriously? 12 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:22,751 You're not scared, are you? 13 00:01:22,793 --> 00:01:25,174 - No. - Mm-hmm. 14 00:01:25,216 --> 00:01:27,738 It's just, I don't wanna have to be out here so late. 15 00:01:27,780 --> 00:01:29,688 It's freakin' cold, man. 16 00:01:29,730 --> 00:01:31,368 You wanted to learn from the best 17 00:01:31,410 --> 00:01:34,083 and you're learning from the best, so stop whining. 18 00:01:36,570 --> 00:01:37,770 Is your camera all good? 19 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,883 Uh, seems so. 20 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:48,200 So, this haunted part, what's the story you heard? 21 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:51,168 Supposedly someone or something 22 00:01:51,210 --> 00:01:53,298 roams the cemetery at night. 23 00:01:53,340 --> 00:01:56,106 The morning crew always finds blood the next day. 24 00:01:56,148 --> 00:01:58,167 Probably just some animals. 25 00:02:01,585 --> 00:02:03,507 Did you just hear that? 26 00:02:03,549 --> 00:02:05,677 It's probably just an animal. 27 00:02:15,930 --> 00:02:17,298 How we doin'? 28 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:20,819 Really shouldn't be hangin' out in cemeteries at night. 29 00:02:20,861 --> 00:02:22,778 What the hell? Let go of me, man. 30 00:02:22,820 --> 00:02:24,708 We weren't doing anything illegal. 31 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:26,148 What are you doing? 32 00:02:26,190 --> 00:02:28,252 We're just here to get a story. 33 00:02:28,294 --> 00:02:33,228 Ooh, a story. No stories here, I think. 34 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:35,178 Just a lot of bodies. 35 00:02:35,220 --> 00:02:38,028 We'll be the judge of that, but thanks. 36 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,123 I'm, I'm with her. 37 00:02:40,380 --> 00:02:44,148 Good. Well, it's really not safe out here. 38 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:47,126 There are a lotta wild animals. 39 00:02:47,168 --> 00:02:49,578 A person could get bit. 40 00:02:49,620 --> 00:02:51,468 We'll be fine. 41 00:02:51,510 --> 00:02:55,488 Well, if you'd like, I can escort you both out. 42 00:02:55,530 --> 00:02:59,703 But, I guess if you don't bother anything, 43 00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:05,103 I guess I won't call the cops. 44 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,500 Have a nice night. 45 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:16,488 Okay, can we go now? I seriously do not like that guy. 46 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,558 If he's our story, we're gonna stay. 47 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:19,852 Just relax. 48 00:03:22,740 --> 00:03:23,958 Bad batteries? 49 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,478 No way. I just put new ones in. 50 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:28,373 Let's just move to a different area. 51 00:03:29,772 --> 00:03:31,822 This is a waste of time anyway. 52 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:33,940 Come on. 53 00:03:33,982 --> 00:03:35,974 Yeah, yeah. 54 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:43,638 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Chill. 55 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,158 Okay, look, I got up on the wrong side 56 00:03:46,200 --> 00:03:47,568 of the coffin this evening, all right? 57 00:03:47,610 --> 00:03:48,828 But don't ruin this for me. 58 00:03:48,870 --> 00:03:51,018 I'm feeling much better now that the meat is delivered. 59 00:03:51,060 --> 00:03:53,408 Ha, it's party time. How's it goin'? 60 00:03:53,450 --> 00:03:55,023 I found our story. 61 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,698 We found our story? I think we're gonna be the story! 62 00:03:58,740 --> 00:04:00,194 Hey, wait, what... 63 00:04:00,236 --> 00:04:01,039 Hey. 64 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:02,891 Fuckin' kids. 65 00:04:02,933 --> 00:04:05,336 Okay, hey, wait for me. Hey, hey. 66 00:04:12,990 --> 00:04:15,828 Welcome to my boring life. 67 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:18,528 It's not a bad marriage, just stale. 68 00:04:18,570 --> 00:04:20,358 My sweet, innocent, wonderful, 69 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:22,968 yet very predictable wife, Linda. 70 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:25,608 We've been married 15 years 71 00:04:25,650 --> 00:04:28,027 and have a crazy 13-year-old. 72 00:04:28,069 --> 00:04:29,328 See? 73 00:04:29,370 --> 00:04:33,228 Perfectly normal, cranky, drive-you-insane teen. 74 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:35,748 Don't get me wrong, I love my family, 75 00:04:35,790 --> 00:04:37,308 I have a good job, a great wife, 76 00:04:37,350 --> 00:04:40,008 but everyone hits that rut in their life 77 00:04:40,050 --> 00:04:42,918 where time seems to slow down 78 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:45,573 and nothing exciting happens anymore. 79 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:50,988 Here I am at my job, typical office work. 80 00:04:51,030 --> 00:04:52,458 I make a decent living. 81 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:55,248 It pays the bills and will gimme a retirement. 82 00:04:55,290 --> 00:04:57,828 Excitement! Yay. 83 00:04:57,870 --> 00:05:02,617 Sure, until one day things changed, a lot. 84 00:05:17,415 --> 00:05:19,096 Is somebody there? 85 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:33,685 Come on, babe. Come on. 86 00:06:46,260 --> 00:06:47,093 Hello? 87 00:06:47,970 --> 00:06:49,953 Uh, hi, hon. 88 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,262 Uh, hi, Martin. 89 00:06:53,304 --> 00:06:55,983 Why are you calling me? You realize it's really late? 90 00:06:57,030 --> 00:07:00,768 Yeah. Could you come to the front door, please? 91 00:07:00,810 --> 00:07:01,773 I need you. 92 00:07:02,970 --> 00:07:04,968 If it's a bug- 93 00:07:05,010 --> 00:07:08,073 No, hon, please. Front door? 94 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:09,863 Please. 95 00:07:11,414 --> 00:07:15,777 Okay, you big weirdo, I'm comin'. 96 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:24,048 Hi. Hi. 97 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:26,427 Hi, hon. What ya doin'? 98 00:07:27,330 --> 00:07:28,963 Just waitin' to come in. So. 99 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:32,448 Do you mind explaining that? 100 00:07:32,490 --> 00:07:37,308 Yeah, it's kinda (chuckles), it's kinda funny actually. 101 00:07:37,350 --> 00:07:41,028 Not ha ha funny, but kinda weird kinda funny. 102 00:07:41,070 --> 00:07:43,263 Really? I love a good joke. 103 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:49,310 Actually, it's a role playing game I wanna try. 104 00:07:50,774 --> 00:07:52,818 Oh, and what might that be? 105 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:55,421 Yeah, this game? It's not sexy. 106 00:07:55,463 --> 00:07:57,828 I'm sure it could be. 107 00:07:57,870 --> 00:08:01,128 And, uh, what if I don't invite you in? 108 00:08:01,170 --> 00:08:04,653 What if I decide to leave you out here and go back inside? 109 00:08:05,627 --> 00:08:06,708 Wh-what? 110 00:08:06,750 --> 00:08:08,847 Yeah, I'm gonna not let you in. 111 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,338 I'm, I'm gonna go back. Okay? 112 00:08:10,380 --> 00:08:13,698 No, hon. No, I... 113 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:16,330 You really are serious, aren't you? 114 00:08:16,372 --> 00:08:17,868 Mm-hmm. 115 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:22,143 Just a game, you know, for the bedroom. 116 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:28,330 So, what do you say? 117 00:08:29,567 --> 00:08:31,338 Please don't purr. 118 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,171 Fine. 119 00:08:32,213 --> 00:08:34,428 Martin McGill, will you do me the honor 120 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:37,191 of coming inside the house whenever you want. 121 00:08:37,233 --> 00:08:40,352 Oh, thank God. 122 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,644 Are you okay? 123 00:08:42,929 --> 00:08:44,745 My husband's a psychopath. 124 00:08:47,017 --> 00:08:49,440 This is a really weird role playing game 125 00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:51,091 you're doing right now. 126 00:08:51,133 --> 00:08:51,924 Are you okay? 127 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,628 You probably shouldn't work overtime anymore. 128 00:08:53,670 --> 00:08:54,503 I know. 129 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,428 I'm just trying to feel your head. 130 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:00,811 No. 131 00:09:00,853 --> 00:09:02,478 A little cold there 132 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:05,328 even though it's not even cold outside. 133 00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:08,111 Yeah, I probably shouldn't go to work tomorrow. 134 00:09:08,153 --> 00:09:11,733 I mean, I did just work overtime today on a Saturday. 135 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,763 I might not even survive until Sunday. 136 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:19,612 Well, look, this is your job, so, you know. 137 00:09:19,654 --> 00:09:21,228 As long as you're not spreadin' somethin' around, okay? 138 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:22,931 I'm just going back to reading, okay? 139 00:09:22,973 --> 00:09:24,873 - Okay, hon. - All right, sure, sure. 140 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:30,847 Oh crap. 141 00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:38,138 Uh, Martin, what is this? 142 00:09:38,180 --> 00:09:39,948 Is this our wedding night? 143 00:09:39,990 --> 00:09:44,268 Yeah, just taking my time gettin' into bed, hon. 144 00:09:44,310 --> 00:09:47,358 Oh, so you're not gonna go use the bathroom, 145 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,191 wash your face? 146 00:09:48,233 --> 00:09:49,908 'Cause you have a little something right there still, yeah. 147 00:09:49,950 --> 00:09:54,168 Oh, um, yeah. I'm gonna use the bathroom. 148 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,488 Yeah. 149 00:09:55,530 --> 00:09:56,358 Okay. 150 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,605 - You go do that. - Okay. 151 00:09:57,647 --> 00:09:59,313 - Have a good time. - Okay. 152 00:10:01,316 --> 00:10:02,149 Okay. 153 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:09,057 Oh my God, where the hell am I? 154 00:10:09,923 --> 00:10:13,006 All right. 155 00:10:14,179 --> 00:10:16,605 I'm a vampire. 156 00:10:21,973 --> 00:10:24,700 I don't need these to see anymore. 157 00:10:25,575 --> 00:10:26,408 How about that? 158 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:28,893 Oh God. 159 00:10:29,910 --> 00:10:30,743 Shit. 160 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,330 What if I need to shave? 161 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:38,220 Cut the hell outta my face without being able to see myself. 162 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:59,023 Oh shit. 163 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:04,233 Something is seriously wrong with that man. 164 00:11:10,017 --> 00:11:12,273 You can do this. 165 00:11:15,341 --> 00:11:17,653 Oh, damn it. 166 00:11:27,081 --> 00:11:30,243 Well, that certainly helps. 167 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:34,893 Screw shaving. 168 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:42,080 All right, Martin, time for bed. 169 00:11:43,230 --> 00:11:47,133 Just don't bite your wife or tell her yet. 170 00:12:19,110 --> 00:12:21,618 Oh, don't bite. Don't bite. 171 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,748 Oh, but look at that neck. 172 00:12:23,790 --> 00:12:27,438 Oh God, she smells delicious. 173 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,828 Wait, wait, don't vampires also sleep during the day? 174 00:12:30,870 --> 00:12:33,678 Oh shit, I'm gonna be awake all night 175 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,748 staring at my wife's neck. 176 00:12:35,790 --> 00:12:38,403 That tender, juicy neck. 177 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:44,028 I can't just lie here and salivate all night long. 178 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:46,188 Put me out of my misery! 179 00:12:46,230 --> 00:12:48,333 Yeah, no, I can't do this. 180 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,400 I'm goin' to the garage. 181 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:04,214 Where the heck am I? 182 00:13:04,256 --> 00:13:06,346 This dream keeps getting weirder and weirder. 183 00:13:06,388 --> 00:13:07,221 - Hi. - Hi. 184 00:13:09,030 --> 00:13:12,288 This is a strange place for a beautiful woman to be, 185 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:13,188 don't you think? 186 00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:16,068 You know when your dreams take you to really weird places 187 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,718 you can't do anything about it. 188 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:18,578 Yeah, that's, that's true. 189 00:13:18,620 --> 00:13:20,403 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's true. 190 00:13:21,535 --> 00:13:23,628 I woke up in like a, I don't know, is this a crypt? 191 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,308 Not sure whatever the hell this place is. 192 00:13:25,350 --> 00:13:27,925 Yeah, what's wrong? 193 00:13:27,967 --> 00:13:30,198 You seem a little tense. 194 00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,388 Just gotta get outta here, you know, 195 00:13:32,430 --> 00:13:34,278 wherever the heck I am. 196 00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,649 This place is really weird. 197 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:36,759 Oh, look at that. 198 00:13:36,801 --> 00:13:38,628 I've just run into dead animals on the ground there. 199 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,428 - Yeah. - Don't mind that. 200 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,405 That's just raccoon. 201 00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:43,238 Gosh, you know, it's so weird. 202 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:44,071 Have I seen you before 203 00:13:44,113 --> 00:13:45,195 - from somewhere? - Huh? Really? 204 00:13:45,237 --> 00:13:48,048 And I'm smelling something. I'm smelling everything. 205 00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:49,653 Like, oh gosh. What is that? 206 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:52,565 Hold that thought. 207 00:13:52,607 --> 00:13:53,440 Okay. 208 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:10,233 Now then, where were we? 209 00:14:11,220 --> 00:14:16,220 Oh, yeah. You were telling me what's wrong. 210 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:20,448 Well, since I'm in a really weird dream, 211 00:14:20,490 --> 00:14:21,438 you know, why not? 212 00:14:21,480 --> 00:14:23,855 Okay, so my husband's been acting very odd lately, 213 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,818 and on top of it, I think our marriage 214 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,768 has just gotten a little bit stale. 215 00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:29,580 - Oh. - Yeah. 216 00:14:29,622 --> 00:14:32,375 Is is there a lot at stake? 217 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:35,388 Ah, (chuckles) yeah. 218 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,098 I'm sorry to hear that. 219 00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:40,149 Do things just suck? 220 00:14:40,191 --> 00:14:42,887 I'd really like to wake up right about now. 221 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:46,991 As you wish. 222 00:15:13,716 --> 00:15:14,778 I'm alive. I'm alive. 223 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,727 I'm not on fire. (laughs) I'm alive. 224 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,901 I'm alive. Think I'm a daywalker. 225 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:22,742 Oh. 226 00:15:22,784 --> 00:15:24,917 And what is a daywalker? 227 00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:25,792 Oh! 228 00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:29,868 I'm alive. 229 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,218 Do you have a fever? 230 00:15:31,260 --> 00:15:33,288 No, not a fever. 231 00:15:33,330 --> 00:15:34,121 - Nope. - Martin. 232 00:15:34,163 --> 00:15:35,778 Nope, nope. Don't come any closer. 233 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,008 Stop. 234 00:15:37,050 --> 00:15:39,018 Thank God our daughter is at a friend's house. 235 00:15:39,060 --> 00:15:42,333 And today's Sunday, so, don't really need the overtime. 236 00:15:43,560 --> 00:15:44,403 Now, you. Ah! 237 00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:51,168 This is really kinda kinky. 238 00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:52,518 But seriously, yeah, I don't know how you did it, 239 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:54,331 but you need to take those teeth out. 240 00:15:54,373 --> 00:15:56,546 I can't do that right now. 241 00:15:56,588 --> 00:15:57,661 Mm. 242 00:15:57,703 --> 00:15:58,728 But you do smell so lovely. 243 00:15:58,770 --> 00:16:00,588 Can you stop a sec, this kinda tickles. 244 00:16:00,630 --> 00:16:02,357 Stop it. This is weird foreplay. 245 00:16:02,399 --> 00:16:06,498 Ah, not foreplay. 246 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:07,458 We need to talk. 247 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,918 Did you super glue your teeth in? 248 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,525 I didn't glue them. Watch. 249 00:16:15,510 --> 00:16:19,098 Sweetie, I don't think I've ever heard you scream like that, 250 00:16:19,140 --> 00:16:20,058 except for that time we had 251 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,888 the really big snake in the house. 252 00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:24,918 Or that time Morgan made you drink her lemonade. 253 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,998 I know. 254 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:28,698 Sweetie, it's me, your husband of 15 years. 255 00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:29,563 Mm-hmm. 256 00:16:29,605 --> 00:16:32,658 Look, I won't bite you. 257 00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:35,388 I'll try not to bite you. 258 00:16:35,430 --> 00:16:38,538 Remember last night when I couldn't come in? 259 00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,893 Well, I had just been bitten. 260 00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:43,879 I'm a vampire. 261 00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:50,808 Honey, please don't scream. 262 00:16:50,850 --> 00:16:54,318 I know this isn't normal, but I can't let you up just yet. 263 00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:56,934 Not till I'm sure you won't try to kill me. 264 00:16:57,809 --> 00:16:58,698 I love you. 265 00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:00,948 I do, I love you, and I know you love me, 266 00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:03,108 and murder isn't in you, right? 267 00:17:03,150 --> 00:17:04,173 Okay. Right? 268 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:06,773 So you're a v-v- 269 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:11,238 A vampire. I know, crazy, right? 270 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,338 This feels so weird. 271 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:16,113 And on top of wanting blood, 272 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:19,053 there's something else I want from you. 273 00:17:20,328 --> 00:17:22,578 And I can smell 274 00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,396 all those delicious animals outside. 275 00:17:25,438 --> 00:17:27,782 Bunnies. Squirrels. 276 00:17:27,824 --> 00:17:29,433 A rat. 277 00:17:30,871 --> 00:17:32,838 Can, can, can you let me up? 278 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,671 You're kinda hurting me. 279 00:17:33,713 --> 00:17:36,018 Okay, uh, just promise you won't try to run, 280 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:38,718 or bash my head in, or go to the cops. 281 00:17:38,760 --> 00:17:41,783 I think I can move pretty fast without meaning to, okay? 282 00:17:44,423 --> 00:17:46,428 Okay? Come on, it's okay. 283 00:17:46,470 --> 00:17:47,777 So you're a, a... 284 00:17:49,683 --> 00:17:51,161 Vampire. 285 00:17:53,580 --> 00:17:55,308 She's so light. Honey, come back to me. 286 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:56,663 Come on, come on, come on. Wake up. 287 00:17:57,592 --> 00:17:59,268 Honey, come on, come on, come on. 288 00:17:59,310 --> 00:18:00,772 Come here. Come back. 289 00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:01,954 Come on. Come on. 290 00:18:01,996 --> 00:18:02,946 Hi. 291 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:07,098 Oh God, no one prepared me for this part of marriage. 292 00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:08,178 To be fair, I don't think 293 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:09,888 this is in any book about marriage, 294 00:18:09,930 --> 00:18:12,725 so, new territory for both of us? 295 00:18:12,767 --> 00:18:16,008 Oh God, what about your job? 296 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:18,648 Oh yeah. Crap. 297 00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:22,158 Um, I'm gonna have to call in sick. 298 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,108 I don't really need the overtime anyway today. 299 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:26,238 So, maybe I can work from home. 300 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,408 You probably would have a better chance 301 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,911 of calling out with COVID right now, 302 00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:33,953 at least till we can also figure out in case you get hungry. 303 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:36,243 Oh yeah. Good point. 304 00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:39,713 I knew I married a smart lady. 305 00:18:39,755 --> 00:18:41,865 Oh, I just didn't know I married a vampire! 306 00:18:41,907 --> 00:18:45,048 Ah, ah, correction, you married a human. 307 00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,818 I didn't become a vampire till last night. 308 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:48,753 And what about our daughter? 309 00:18:49,770 --> 00:18:50,561 Who? 310 00:18:50,603 --> 00:18:51,436 Our daughter! 311 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:57,708 Yeah, um, yeah, I don't think we should tell her just yet. 312 00:18:57,750 --> 00:18:59,478 She's going through a lot right now 313 00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,998 and I don't think she can handle this. 314 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:05,418 Hell, we are trying to handle this right now. 315 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:09,948 First things first, I'm gonna call my boss, 316 00:19:09,990 --> 00:19:11,690 then we're gonna do some research. 317 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,808 Oh great, what are we gonna do? 318 00:19:14,850 --> 00:19:16,248 Check on social media? 319 00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,298 Encyclopedia. 320 00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:19,308 We don't own one of those, Martin. 321 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:20,658 It's not the '90s! 322 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,368 Okay. Wow. 323 00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:24,798 Well, we'll figure out how to do some research. 324 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,069 - Oh God. - We know one thing. 325 00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:28,179 - Hmm? - Sunlight doesn't hurt. 326 00:19:28,221 --> 00:19:29,898 - Oh, sunlight, sunlight. - Although when we go outside, 327 00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:31,927 I should probably wear SPF anyway. 328 00:19:31,969 --> 00:19:32,760 Sunlight, sunlight, sunlight. 329 00:19:32,802 --> 00:19:35,943 Because what if full sun turns me into a fried crispy? 330 00:19:37,215 --> 00:19:39,993 I think I'm a daywalker. 331 00:19:40,035 --> 00:19:41,920 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 332 00:19:41,962 --> 00:19:44,290 This thing. This guy. 333 00:19:44,332 --> 00:19:47,588 Listen, daywalkers are real. 334 00:19:47,630 --> 00:19:50,868 A daywalker is a vampire who can walk around 335 00:19:50,910 --> 00:19:55,308 in the daytime and the sun doesn't kill them. 336 00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:59,658 Used to be a pregnant woman gets bitten by a vampire 337 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:01,917 gives birth to a daywalker. 338 00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,388 But the rules seem to have changed. 339 00:20:05,430 --> 00:20:06,393 So be forewarned. 340 00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:09,000 - Oh crap. - He's so creepy. 341 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:11,530 - Creepy. - So, uh... 342 00:20:12,390 --> 00:20:13,578 Yeah, so let me get this straight here. 343 00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:14,808 That means anymore that a mother, 344 00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:17,420 if she's pregnant and she gets bitten, yeah, okay. 345 00:20:17,462 --> 00:20:18,628 Oh God. 346 00:20:18,670 --> 00:20:19,461 Oh, I learned something else. 347 00:20:19,503 --> 00:20:21,168 Last night when I was trying to shave, 348 00:20:21,210 --> 00:20:24,153 I learned that I have no reflection in the mirror. 349 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,508 You tried to shave? 350 00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:27,678 - Yeah. - Oh God. 351 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,028 Can you imagine trying to shave 352 00:20:29,070 --> 00:20:30,768 without being able to see your own face? 353 00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:32,298 I could've killed myself! 354 00:20:32,340 --> 00:20:33,648 I thought I heard you making a lotta noise 355 00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:35,148 in that bathroom last night. 356 00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,023 Yeah. 357 00:20:37,290 --> 00:20:39,828 We're just gonna have to test some things out. 358 00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:40,968 Oh God. 359 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:45,498 I do know I need to learn how to control my urges 360 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:50,540 because your neck is looking really tasty right now. 361 00:20:52,731 --> 00:20:53,873 I think I want blood. 362 00:20:56,790 --> 00:20:58,338 We can do this. 363 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:03,074 You and me, we're a married couple. 364 00:21:03,116 --> 00:21:04,936 - Oh God. - Yeah. 365 00:21:15,911 --> 00:21:20,133 Oh, hi, Nelson. It's Martin. 366 00:21:21,827 --> 00:21:24,677 Yeah. (coughs) Yeah, I'm not gonna be able to come in today. 367 00:21:24,719 --> 00:21:26,769 Yeah. Okay, I'll see you soon, hopefully. 368 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:30,653 Bye. 369 00:21:30,695 --> 00:21:34,423 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 370 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:45,558 Vampires have many hiding places. 371 00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,883 Some may even have magical powers. 372 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:49,968 Cool. 373 00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:53,148 If you step into this cave wearing these glasses, 374 00:21:53,190 --> 00:21:55,473 you will see vampires everywhere. 375 00:21:57,540 --> 00:21:59,313 Without them you won't. 376 00:22:00,330 --> 00:22:02,658 Are they invisible, perhaps? 377 00:22:02,700 --> 00:22:04,188 It may seem dangerous, 378 00:22:04,230 --> 00:22:08,913 but here these vampires are calm and relaxed. 379 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,208 There are vampire support groups. So cool! 380 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,308 Oh, hey, you weren't gone long at all. 381 00:22:16,350 --> 00:22:17,141 You gotta see this. 382 00:22:17,183 --> 00:22:18,210 This is so (screams). 383 00:22:22,194 --> 00:22:24,918 Burns! Linda! 384 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,228 What the hell? 385 00:22:27,270 --> 00:22:30,948 I am so sorry. I did not expect that to work. 386 00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:32,868 Linda, what the hell? What to work? 387 00:22:32,910 --> 00:22:34,128 What is in that thing? 388 00:22:34,170 --> 00:22:35,328 Holy water. 389 00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,338 Who thought that actually exists? 390 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:39,318 You have holy water in that thing? 391 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,478 Yeah, but just a few drops, and you lived. 392 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,218 Where did you get that? 393 00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:44,388 I kinda snuck into the church 394 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:46,038 in my pajamas and stole it from them. 395 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:48,064 - What? - If they saw me on camera, 396 00:22:48,106 --> 00:22:49,338 I'm sure I could lie my way out of it. 397 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:50,838 - Oh my God. - Holy water? 398 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:51,888 For what? 399 00:22:51,930 --> 00:22:54,858 Well, you've been fighting urges to bite me and stuff, 400 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:55,938 and there's other vampires around, 401 00:22:55,980 --> 00:22:57,564 and we do have a daughter to think about, 402 00:22:57,606 --> 00:22:58,792 and myself, you know. 403 00:22:58,834 --> 00:22:59,625 I'm sorry. 404 00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:01,485 So you just randomly spray me? 405 00:23:01,527 --> 00:23:03,333 I'm sorry. I love you? 406 00:23:05,233 --> 00:23:07,428 It's okay. Nevermind. 407 00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,938 We'll just chalk that up to the fact that it hurts! 408 00:23:10,980 --> 00:23:12,029 I love you. 409 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,048 If you're going for protection, 410 00:23:24,090 --> 00:23:26,718 why don't you just wrap yourself in bubble tape? 411 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:29,508 Or better yet, tape my mouth, or glue my mouth, 412 00:23:29,550 --> 00:23:30,738 or cap my teeth. 413 00:23:30,780 --> 00:23:31,938 Look, we just have to be able 414 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:34,518 to keep you from biting people, that's all. 415 00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,408 Yeah, and there's another vampire out there 416 00:23:36,450 --> 00:23:38,358 turning people into vampires. 417 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,202 - Oh God. - We gotta stop 'em. 418 00:23:42,039 --> 00:23:46,368 So, us protect our town from vampires and stuff? 419 00:23:46,410 --> 00:23:49,008 - Yeah. That's funny. - Yeah. 420 00:23:49,050 --> 00:23:51,393 So there, there's one thing I'm wondering. 421 00:23:52,453 --> 00:23:54,438 I can't believe I'm gonna ask this. 422 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:57,018 What happens if we wanna have sex? 423 00:23:57,060 --> 00:23:58,668 What happens if you're like really, really strong 424 00:23:58,710 --> 00:23:59,958 or something and you like stare into my eyes 425 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,699 and there's like this real crazy trance thing 426 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:02,688 and you get pregnant or something. 427 00:24:02,730 --> 00:24:05,478 Whoa, whoa, you think I can get you pregnant? 428 00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,238 I think I'm kind of dead. 429 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:09,408 I don't know it for sure. 430 00:24:09,450 --> 00:24:11,508 Have you not seen in the movies and things 431 00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,728 where that one does, and the other does, 432 00:24:13,770 --> 00:24:15,583 and he kinda sparkles, that's what he does. 433 00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:17,231 I mean... Okay, all right, all right, 434 00:24:17,273 --> 00:24:18,064 all right, all right, all right. 435 00:24:18,106 --> 00:24:19,968 We'll just, we'll keep trying things out. 436 00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:22,578 We've tried some things out so far. 437 00:24:22,620 --> 00:24:25,044 Thank God for social media, right? 438 00:24:25,086 --> 00:24:25,919 Right? 439 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,633 So, how are, how, you know? 440 00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:36,753 How do you think we would test sex? 441 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,648 Hi. 442 00:24:39,690 --> 00:24:40,728 You know, when you stare like that, 443 00:24:40,770 --> 00:24:42,258 it's like everything is blocked outta my head 444 00:24:42,300 --> 00:24:45,067 except wanting you very, very badly. 445 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:46,034 Cool. 446 00:24:46,076 --> 00:24:49,128 And God, what if you're up all night? 447 00:24:49,170 --> 00:24:51,558 If I'm up all night, you're up all night. 448 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:53,418 Ew, that's not what I meant. 449 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:55,518 You know where vampires have to sleep? 450 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,809 Oh God, I guess that social media theory is true. 451 00:24:58,851 --> 00:25:00,903 So, um, so, okay. 452 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,123 Let's test this. 453 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,618 - Yeah.? - Oh God. 454 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:08,328 This could be fun for both of us. 455 00:25:08,370 --> 00:25:10,893 I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. 456 00:25:11,767 --> 00:25:14,651 You don't know how bad I want you. 457 00:25:14,693 --> 00:25:16,590 I am so gonna die. 458 00:25:18,366 --> 00:25:20,358 - God. - Oh, sorry, hon. 459 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:21,228 You tossed me. 460 00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:22,968 Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 461 00:25:23,010 --> 00:25:24,811 I didn't know my own strength. 462 00:25:24,853 --> 00:25:26,779 You tossed me. 463 00:25:26,821 --> 00:25:29,419 Are you okay? Are you okay in there? 464 00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:30,252 You okay? 465 00:25:30,294 --> 00:25:31,413 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah, okay. 466 00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,100 - Let's go. - Oh God! 467 00:25:35,513 --> 00:25:36,304 I'm gonna die. 468 00:25:36,346 --> 00:25:37,387 - Yeah. - Oh God, no biting! 469 00:25:37,429 --> 00:25:38,220 No biting! 470 00:25:38,262 --> 00:25:40,239 He's got teeth. He's got teeth! 471 00:25:48,039 --> 00:25:49,268 It's very simple, really. 472 00:25:49,310 --> 00:25:50,868 If you wanna turn into a bat, 473 00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:52,683 you need to get hit with a bat. 474 00:25:53,624 --> 00:25:54,768 Now you can do it yourself 475 00:25:54,810 --> 00:25:57,408 or you can have someone do it for you. 476 00:25:57,450 --> 00:25:59,268 And from the looks of you, there's plenty of people 477 00:25:59,310 --> 00:26:01,767 that would be ready and willing to hit you with a bat. 478 00:26:02,642 --> 00:26:04,788 So, bat for a bat. 479 00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:07,008 Let me know how it goes for you. 480 00:26:07,050 --> 00:26:08,208 Whoa. 481 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:09,083 Cool. 482 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:14,278 That's an interesting way right there. 483 00:26:16,688 --> 00:26:17,798 Oh God. 484 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:21,018 Oh man, I can't believe how much energy I have. 485 00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,938 Oh, by the way, when we go outside later, 486 00:26:22,980 --> 00:26:25,878 I need to completely cover myself in sunblock 487 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:29,418 because that is a lotta sun now compared to earlier, 488 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:32,838 and I don't wanna burst into flames. 489 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,388 Maybe I'll just sizzle, or sparkle, 490 00:26:35,430 --> 00:26:37,282 or get a really bad sunburn. 491 00:26:37,324 --> 00:26:38,760 You tore my blouse. 492 00:26:38,802 --> 00:26:40,428 I'm just gonna have to do some more research. 493 00:26:40,470 --> 00:26:45,078 Oh, look here it says rain is good and fog. 494 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,398 So that's good, maybe I can only go outside 495 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,928 when it's rainy or foggy. 496 00:26:47,970 --> 00:26:49,698 - Sunglasses. - You tore my top. 497 00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:51,408 Gotta get some of those. 498 00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:52,668 Sorry, honey, what are you saying? 499 00:26:52,710 --> 00:26:56,028 I'm just, I, this is so interesting. 500 00:26:56,070 --> 00:26:59,877 You yore my top. 501 00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:06,920 Oh, sorry, babe. 502 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:10,850 I'm gonna have to work on holding back. 503 00:27:10,892 --> 00:27:12,678 Oh God, what am I gonna tell my doctor? 504 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:15,332 How am I gonna walk? And how am I gonna explain the bruises 505 00:27:15,374 --> 00:27:17,792 to our daughter and stuff? 506 00:27:17,834 --> 00:27:19,638 I don't know, fell maybe? 507 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:23,538 We don't have stairs, Martin! 508 00:27:23,580 --> 00:27:27,523 So really, what did you think of my performance? 509 00:27:30,506 --> 00:27:31,539 Wow. 510 00:27:31,581 --> 00:27:33,281 Yeah. 511 00:27:33,323 --> 00:27:36,033 That is the best compliment you've ever given me. 512 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,138 Cool. 513 00:27:39,180 --> 00:27:40,338 Question. 514 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:41,808 You wanna go again, right? 515 00:27:41,850 --> 00:27:43,875 Dear God, please don't stare into my eyes like that again. 516 00:27:43,917 --> 00:27:45,288 Are you crazy? We just went. 517 00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:48,243 Sorry. You're just so enchanting. 518 00:27:49,392 --> 00:27:52,008 I must look like a prime rib to you right about now. 519 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,123 Yeah, maybe that, too. 520 00:27:55,350 --> 00:27:59,107 Sorry. Okay, just what about if you're hungry? 521 00:28:01,230 --> 00:28:02,388 Hungry or horny? 522 00:28:02,430 --> 00:28:03,648 Hungry! 523 00:28:03,690 --> 00:28:05,223 Hungry, ah. 524 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:10,698 I'm good right now, but last night was excruciating. 525 00:28:10,740 --> 00:28:13,038 It was like the longest night of my life. 526 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,628 It was longer than the 20 hours 527 00:28:14,670 --> 00:28:16,616 that you were in labor with Morgan. 528 00:28:17,610 --> 00:28:19,758 I laid there for half the night, and I couldn't take it. 529 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,168 Had to get up and go to the garage. 530 00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:22,595 So I'm guessing you should probably 531 00:28:22,637 --> 00:28:23,428 be asleep right about now. 532 00:28:23,470 --> 00:28:26,688 Ah, mixed information on sleep. 533 00:28:26,730 --> 00:28:29,328 Some sources say I don't need any sleep. 534 00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:30,978 Some say I need to sleep during the day. 535 00:28:31,020 --> 00:28:33,948 Even one said I need to sleep at night. 536 00:28:33,990 --> 00:28:36,860 But again, what if you get hungry? 537 00:28:38,130 --> 00:28:40,398 Maybe I could try animals? 538 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,440 Do you think you could really do that? 539 00:28:43,410 --> 00:28:46,698 I may have no choice. I can't just take your blood. 540 00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:50,928 It's either animals or I go bitin' everyone else's necks. 541 00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:53,148 Well, you definitely can't be eating our pets 542 00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:54,138 or the neighbors' pets. 543 00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:57,078 Well, I'm not just gonna snarf, snarf all the pets like... 544 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:58,968 - Oh God. - I'm just gonna 545 00:28:59,010 --> 00:29:00,288 take a little blood. 546 00:29:00,330 --> 00:29:02,018 What happens if you turn 'em into little vampires 547 00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:04,158 or you drain them completely of their blood? 548 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,468 Oh (chuckles), can you imagine anything worse 549 00:29:06,510 --> 00:29:08,628 than a bunch of rabid vampire rabbits? 550 00:29:08,670 --> 00:29:09,918 How about hundreds of 'em? 551 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:10,848 No. 552 00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:12,618 You could just, you know, put 'em in a trance 553 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:14,155 like you do with me. 554 00:29:14,197 --> 00:29:15,948 A trance. That reminds me of somethin'. 555 00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:17,268 I have an idea. 556 00:29:17,310 --> 00:29:18,656 Let's do this. 557 00:29:18,698 --> 00:29:20,508 What are you doing? 558 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,188 - Martin? - Yeah, I have an idea. 559 00:29:22,230 --> 00:29:23,750 We're gonna try something. 560 00:29:23,792 --> 00:29:25,996 Whatcha doin'? 561 00:29:26,038 --> 00:29:28,098 Stab me in the eye with it. 562 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:29,628 You have seriously lost it. 563 00:29:29,670 --> 00:29:32,118 No, really. I read that if you stab me in the eye with it, 564 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:33,798 then I can't put you in a trance. 565 00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,208 So, you know. 566 00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:37,951 - Martin. - Come on. Now Linda. 567 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,235 - Is it in? - Uh-huh. 568 00:29:41,277 --> 00:29:43,113 - Are you in a trance? - Uh-uh. 569 00:29:46,395 --> 00:29:48,973 I don't think this is working. 570 00:29:49,015 --> 00:29:50,708 Uh-uh. 571 00:29:50,750 --> 00:29:52,052 The, the, the, the... 572 00:29:55,091 --> 00:29:59,088 I don't think that was such a good idea. 573 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,439 We shouldn't try social media anymore. 574 00:30:01,481 --> 00:30:04,100 Or be very careful. God. 575 00:30:04,142 --> 00:30:08,328 Either you want sex again 576 00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:10,503 or you're very hungry. 577 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,650 Our daughter is home. 578 00:30:15,532 --> 00:30:16,878 Oh goody. 579 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:18,798 Let's go get my robe, the holy water, 580 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:21,429 and get the blood off of you and outta my hair, okay? 581 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,258 Blood off of me, robe and holy water, okay. 582 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,098 If there's any on my hair too, we'll get that out. 583 00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:27,633 - Oh God. - Okay, okay. Okay. 584 00:30:37,740 --> 00:30:40,728 I don't wanna know what you've been doing. 585 00:30:40,770 --> 00:30:41,928 Couldn't you at least have been dressed 586 00:30:41,970 --> 00:30:43,278 by the time I got home? 587 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,420 And Dad, I thought you'd still be at work. 588 00:30:46,329 --> 00:30:48,828 Uh, your dad wasn't feeling too well today, 589 00:30:48,870 --> 00:30:50,242 so he stayed home. 590 00:30:51,510 --> 00:30:53,328 Let me get this straight. 591 00:30:53,370 --> 00:30:54,570 Dad wasn't feeling well, 592 00:30:55,893 --> 00:30:58,878 so you're both standing there in your bathrobes. 593 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:00,020 Are you sick too, Mom? 594 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,410 Dad played hooky, so you two could... 595 00:31:07,350 --> 00:31:08,868 Oh my God. 596 00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:10,968 Not quite right there, honey. 597 00:31:11,010 --> 00:31:12,348 Which part? 598 00:31:12,390 --> 00:31:15,348 Well, it's true I'm not quite myself today, 599 00:31:15,390 --> 00:31:17,658 so I did stay home. 600 00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:19,581 And what about Mom? 601 00:31:19,623 --> 00:31:21,843 Hmm, what time is it? 602 00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:24,033 Two in the afternoon. 603 00:31:26,430 --> 00:31:27,963 I don't think Mom's sick. 604 00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,738 I just came home a little early 605 00:31:33,780 --> 00:31:36,378 and just potentially interrupted my parents from... 606 00:31:36,420 --> 00:31:37,253 Nope. 607 00:31:41,970 --> 00:31:43,098 - Huh. - Well that was easier 608 00:31:43,140 --> 00:31:44,478 than we thought. 609 00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,838 Great, now our daughter thinks we're having crazy sex. 610 00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,388 Well, we coulda told her the real reason. 611 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:54,078 And to be fair, we were having crazy sex. 612 00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:56,208 You mean more like dangerous sex. 613 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:57,588 That's why we have insurance. 614 00:31:57,630 --> 00:32:00,288 Hmm, well at least you didn't try to bite her neck. 615 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:05,163 Honey, I love you, but I'm getting hungry. 616 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,040 Um (chuckles)... 617 00:32:09,780 --> 00:32:10,968 How about mac and cheese? Want mac and cheese? 618 00:32:11,010 --> 00:32:11,843 Uh, no. 619 00:32:13,427 --> 00:32:14,768 Ooh! 620 00:32:14,810 --> 00:32:18,413 21, 22, 23. - Martin. 621 00:32:18,455 --> 00:32:21,438 What? I, I heard the thing about the toothpicks. 622 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,028 I thought it was wrong, but... 623 00:32:23,070 --> 00:32:24,318 Are you seriously counting toothpicks? 624 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,058 I think there's some truth to it. 625 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,388 I'm adding that to the grocery list. 626 00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:29,850 I'm just gonna go leave you with this. 627 00:32:29,892 --> 00:32:30,809 - 26. - Bye. 628 00:32:32,557 --> 00:32:35,945 Stop wiggling. 629 00:32:35,987 --> 00:32:36,820 Hey. 630 00:32:39,267 --> 00:32:41,538 Do you mind if I go now to another sleepover? 631 00:32:41,580 --> 00:32:43,930 I mean, it is a school break starting tomorrow. 632 00:32:45,482 --> 00:32:46,315 - Bye. - Bye! 633 00:32:54,084 --> 00:32:56,215 Okay, you can untie me now, she's gone. 634 00:32:56,257 --> 00:33:00,048 You know, I should probably really leave you tied up. 635 00:33:00,090 --> 00:33:02,898 You know, it might be safer for our neighbors and me. 636 00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:04,518 Maybe chains would be better. 637 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:06,785 You know I'd eventually be able to get free, right? 638 00:33:06,827 --> 00:33:08,628 Yeah, you're probably right. 639 00:33:08,670 --> 00:33:10,068 All right, I'm gonna go to the store. 640 00:33:10,110 --> 00:33:12,288 You stay right here, okay? 641 00:33:12,330 --> 00:33:15,348 I'm just gonna go get you, what do you call, some meats, 642 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:17,088 and don't ask me how I'm gonna get this, 643 00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:18,828 but I'm gonna get you, oh, I can't believe I'm saying this, 644 00:33:18,870 --> 00:33:20,298 blood bags. 645 00:33:20,340 --> 00:33:21,678 Thank you. I love you. 646 00:33:21,720 --> 00:33:22,548 Come back soon. 647 00:33:22,590 --> 00:33:23,598 Martin. 648 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:25,308 Can't help it. 649 00:33:25,350 --> 00:33:26,283 Martin. 650 00:33:27,293 --> 00:33:29,748 Martin we just did it, Martin. 651 00:33:29,790 --> 00:33:31,773 - Martin. - Come here, baby. 652 00:33:33,099 --> 00:33:36,244 Mm. 653 00:33:43,716 --> 00:33:46,967 Ow. 654 00:33:51,621 --> 00:33:53,298 Oh. 655 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:55,428 Sorry, hon, I think the only way you can kill me 656 00:33:55,470 --> 00:33:58,428 is a stake through the heart, chopping off my head, 657 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:00,668 or a hell of a lotta holy water. 658 00:34:01,543 --> 00:34:02,418 Goin' to the store now? 659 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:05,190 Yes, I'm gonna go and get your blood bags. 660 00:34:05,232 --> 00:34:06,065 Yeah! 661 00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:08,268 Stay there. 662 00:34:08,310 --> 00:34:09,888 Okay, love you. Hurry back. 663 00:34:09,930 --> 00:34:11,871 Yep, yep, bye-bye. Whatever. 664 00:34:11,913 --> 00:34:12,704 Ow, ow, ow, ow. 665 00:34:12,746 --> 00:34:15,570 Do I want to know how my wife is gonna get me blood bags? 666 00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:19,588 Nope. I don't think I do. 667 00:35:15,286 --> 00:35:19,953 Where is Linda? I'm getting really hungry. 668 00:35:25,896 --> 00:35:27,263 Hey, Martin, I got you a bunch of meats from the store, 669 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,743 although we're gonna go broke really quickly, though. 670 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:35,448 Please tell me that was not one of Morgan's. 671 00:35:35,490 --> 00:35:37,608 Her snake didn't get out, did it? 672 00:35:37,650 --> 00:35:38,441 I hope not. 673 00:35:38,483 --> 00:35:40,155 - I hope not, too. - I can't have that. 674 00:35:40,197 --> 00:35:41,808 Mm, that smells good! 675 00:35:41,850 --> 00:35:42,641 - What'd you get me? - Outta the package already. 676 00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:44,041 Smells good. Smells good. 677 00:35:44,083 --> 00:35:45,768 You're like a greedy toddler wanting sugar 678 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,208 for the fifth time. 679 00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:49,658 I don't know, I heard something about a Ring Pop. 680 00:35:49,700 --> 00:35:51,085 - Ring Pops! - Sunblock. 681 00:35:51,127 --> 00:35:54,348 Okay, now do not ask how I got these, 682 00:35:54,390 --> 00:35:56,193 but I got you two blood bags. 683 00:35:56,235 --> 00:35:57,455 - Whoa. - Okay? 684 00:35:57,497 --> 00:35:59,128 Now you need to, oh, sure. 685 00:35:59,170 --> 00:36:00,618 Look, this will keep you from wanting 686 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:01,758 to nipple nibble me, okay? 687 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,138 - Say what? - Nipple nibble. 688 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:04,278 - Nibble? - Bite! 689 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,358 - I can bite you? - No! 690 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:06,191 Not even a nibble? 691 00:36:06,233 --> 00:36:08,907 - No. - Fine. 692 00:36:08,949 --> 00:36:11,058 And now be a little careful there. 693 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:12,972 - Martin, don't squeeze that. - How do you open this? 694 00:36:21,780 --> 00:36:23,043 Sorry, babe. 695 00:36:24,789 --> 00:36:25,872 I hate you. 696 00:36:27,034 --> 00:36:29,080 Oh, oh. Ah. 697 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,802 Sorry, honey. 698 00:36:33,844 --> 00:36:37,441 Um, can I help you get it off? 699 00:36:37,483 --> 00:36:39,558 I could help you and I could help me. 700 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,300 I'm just gonna, I'm gonna help, I'm gonna help you. 701 00:36:42,342 --> 00:36:43,248 There we go. 702 00:36:43,290 --> 00:36:45,678 Mm, that's good. Yeah. 703 00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,845 I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna. 704 00:36:48,926 --> 00:36:50,456 Okay, sorry, sorry. 705 00:36:50,498 --> 00:36:53,245 You greedy little pig! 706 00:36:53,287 --> 00:36:55,518 Ah, I'm a vampire. I'm not a pig. 707 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:56,351 I told you. 708 00:36:56,393 --> 00:36:57,878 Are you sure you don't want help? 709 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:59,148 I can... 710 00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:00,138 No holy water. 711 00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:02,178 I'm gonna go rinse this off now. 712 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,978 - Okay. - Take a shower. 713 00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:06,888 And you enjoy the other blood bag! 714 00:37:06,930 --> 00:37:09,274 You look really sexy right now. 715 00:37:09,316 --> 00:37:10,968 Sure you don't want me to help you? 716 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:14,508 'Cause I can help you get it off. It could help me. 717 00:37:14,550 --> 00:37:16,013 - You (growls)! - Okay, all right. 718 00:37:16,979 --> 00:37:19,278 You greedy mother. 719 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:20,536 Told you not to squeeze it! 720 00:37:20,578 --> 00:37:23,432 Okay, the other one. This one. 721 00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:27,033 There's an easy open tab right here. 722 00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,497 There it goes. 723 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:32,510 Okay, well, that came off. All right. 724 00:37:33,850 --> 00:37:35,557 Oh God. 725 00:37:35,599 --> 00:37:36,454 Hi wifey. 726 00:37:38,537 --> 00:37:39,812 Not a third time! 727 00:37:43,771 --> 00:37:44,838 - Mm. - God. 728 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:47,058 Please forgive me over the blood bags, 729 00:37:47,100 --> 00:37:48,918 my most beautiful wife. 730 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,448 Dear God, what drugs are you on? 731 00:37:50,490 --> 00:37:53,508 And just for the record, I'm very sore from you right now. 732 00:37:53,550 --> 00:37:55,443 Oh, um, sorry. 733 00:37:56,550 --> 00:37:58,608 I'm sorry, I know this is hard for you. 734 00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:00,441 Mm-hmm. 735 00:38:00,483 --> 00:38:03,018 I'm gonna do everything I can 736 00:38:03,060 --> 00:38:04,248 to keep you and Morgan safe 737 00:38:04,290 --> 00:38:06,738 and get you through this intact. 738 00:38:06,780 --> 00:38:08,778 And protect our town. 739 00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,743 Oh, by the way, garlic? 740 00:38:12,304 --> 00:38:13,366 Not... Oh God, 741 00:38:13,408 --> 00:38:15,348 you better so use a mint after that. 742 00:38:15,390 --> 00:38:17,623 Least I'm using a cup and a straw. 743 00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,718 Okay, do me a favor, stay here. 744 00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,392 I'm gonna go get you some blood bags, okay? 745 00:38:26,434 --> 00:38:27,768 And I love you for that. 746 00:38:27,810 --> 00:38:30,438 Oh, I'm having some meat delivered. 747 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:31,758 It should be here shortly. 748 00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,398 Don't worry, I got a really good discount. 749 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,838 Promise it won't happen a lot. 750 00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:40,008 Maybe I should stay here until the delivery person's here. 751 00:38:40,050 --> 00:38:42,078 Sweetie, sooner or later 752 00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,908 we're gonna have to leave me alone. 753 00:38:43,950 --> 00:38:46,717 We can't watch me forever. 754 00:38:46,759 --> 00:38:47,988 Okay, you're probably right, 755 00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:50,137 but please do me a favor. 756 00:38:50,179 --> 00:38:53,538 Stay, oh God he's got the fangs, stay here. 757 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,903 Don't go anywhere. Okay? 758 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:56,970 - Of course. - Okay? 759 00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,958 I never thought I could love someone so much 760 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,208 for getting me blood. 761 00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:03,948 You don't know how disgusting and loving 762 00:39:03,990 --> 00:39:05,598 at the same time that sounds, do you? 763 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,758 - Yeah. - Oh God. 764 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:08,591 Hurry back, hon. 765 00:39:08,633 --> 00:39:11,568 Yeah, you take that mint now. 766 00:39:11,610 --> 00:39:13,143 Definitely several mints. 767 00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:15,850 Love you. 768 00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:45,528 Oh, hey, got some groceries for ya? 769 00:39:45,570 --> 00:39:47,710 It's, I mean, it's meat. 770 00:39:47,752 --> 00:39:49,638 It's, it's, it's a lotta meat. 771 00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:54,648 Mm, yeah. (chuckles) Just in time for dinner. 772 00:39:54,690 --> 00:39:55,523 Come on in. 773 00:39:56,550 --> 00:39:57,850 Sure, I can use a break. 774 00:40:17,648 --> 00:40:20,436 There we go. Is it expired? 775 00:40:20,478 --> 00:40:21,728 Okay, whatever. 776 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,548 There ya go. 777 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:27,558 Thank you for doin' business. 778 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:31,113 Thank you, thank you for doin' business. 779 00:40:31,155 --> 00:40:34,773 So, it's none of my business, but I gotta ask, 780 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:38,324 why do you need so much blood anyway? 781 00:40:38,366 --> 00:40:40,788 And actually it may be a better question for you, 782 00:40:40,830 --> 00:40:41,808 how the heck did you know 783 00:40:41,850 --> 00:40:44,358 that we sell it given we're a morgue? 784 00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:45,678 I really should be asking you 785 00:40:45,720 --> 00:40:48,191 why you're selling blood illegally from a morgue. 786 00:40:48,233 --> 00:40:50,178 That's a fair point. 787 00:40:50,220 --> 00:40:53,088 It's not exactly like we put it on Yelp, is it? 788 00:40:53,130 --> 00:40:56,703 Nah, yeah, you know, I won't tell if you don't tell. 789 00:40:58,132 --> 00:41:00,918 Plus you wouldn't believe me if I told you, 790 00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:03,303 but my husband's a vampire. 791 00:41:03,345 --> 00:41:05,095 I bet he is. 792 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:07,338 Sure he is. 793 00:41:07,380 --> 00:41:09,833 That's the best answer I've heard in a long time. 794 00:41:10,831 --> 00:41:11,928 I bet the next thing you're gonna tell me 795 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,343 he needs a coffin or something', too, right? 796 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:17,690 Oh, you're serious, aren't you? 797 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:21,708 Well, I mean, we can make some things happen for sure. 798 00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:24,318 I mean, you know, we'll see what we can do. 799 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,848 Doctor. Doctor. 800 00:41:25,890 --> 00:41:26,723 Hi. 801 00:41:29,343 --> 00:41:30,563 Have I seen you before? 802 00:41:31,710 --> 00:41:34,848 Maybe. Maybe in a dream. 803 00:41:34,890 --> 00:41:36,573 Actually, I think I have. 804 00:41:37,530 --> 00:41:39,108 Isn't that something? 805 00:41:39,150 --> 00:41:42,814 Blaine, thinks she's seen me in a dream. 806 00:41:42,856 --> 00:41:45,408 More like a nightmare to me. 807 00:41:45,450 --> 00:41:47,789 Yeah, a nightmare. 808 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:51,663 Oh. Trick or treat. 809 00:41:53,430 --> 00:41:56,838 Look, if you need any help taking those bags 810 00:41:56,880 --> 00:42:00,768 out to your car, I would be more than happy to assist. 811 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:03,950 Actually, come here for a second. So... 812 00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:20,418 Milton here is just answering 813 00:42:20,460 --> 00:42:22,758 some questions about a procedure. 814 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:25,428 I work with bodies a bit 815 00:42:25,470 --> 00:42:27,481 - at the cemetery! - Yeah, a lotta, lotta... 816 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,913 Look, if you're serious about needing a coffin, 817 00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:37,458 our owner, Mr. Relic, would personally 818 00:42:37,500 --> 00:42:39,195 deliver that coffin to you. 819 00:42:39,237 --> 00:42:43,638 You see, strangely enough, he has a thing for vampires. 820 00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:47,688 So, if your husband is really a vampire, 821 00:42:47,730 --> 00:42:49,608 I'm sure he'll be more than happy 822 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:52,278 to give you a discount on all the blood you need. 823 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:55,908 As long as it's not expensive, that'd be great, 824 00:42:55,950 --> 00:42:58,320 and I bet you have it 'cause this place... 825 00:42:58,362 --> 00:43:00,738 Do you have a bottle of mercury (indistinct)? 826 00:43:00,780 --> 00:43:03,948 We do have one special coffin 827 00:43:03,990 --> 00:43:05,673 that you may be able to afford. 828 00:43:06,853 --> 00:43:07,644 - Okay. - I mean, granted, 829 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:08,943 it's not the biggest seller. 830 00:43:10,530 --> 00:43:14,578 You know what, let's go out to your car and I'll show you. 831 00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:16,728 Yeah, I'll even help you, I'll deliver it to you. 832 00:43:16,770 --> 00:43:18,103 But, are they, oh... 833 00:43:21,510 --> 00:43:23,118 Oh yeah, no, no, it's okay. 834 00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,301 We will take it to your car. Yes. 835 00:43:25,343 --> 00:43:26,958 Just gonna, just gonna stay behind 836 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:29,462 and check on the, check on the bo... 837 00:43:29,504 --> 00:43:31,193 But, but... The procedure. 838 00:43:31,235 --> 00:43:32,658 - Procedure! - It's a busy procedure. 839 00:43:32,700 --> 00:43:34,488 It's a busy procedure. 840 00:43:34,530 --> 00:43:35,680 Yep, yep. Absolutely. 841 00:43:38,166 --> 00:43:39,944 I gotta stop doin' this. 842 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,571 Oh no! Stop! 843 00:43:53,038 --> 00:43:53,838 - Mm. - Yeah. 844 00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:55,113 Meat smoothie time. 845 00:43:56,610 --> 00:43:58,380 ♪ Smoothie time ♪ - Looks great. 846 00:43:58,422 --> 00:44:01,998 ♪ Smoothie time, it's ready for you ♪ 847 00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,738 Nice and bloody. 848 00:44:03,780 --> 00:44:06,363 - Mm. Cheers. - Cheers. 849 00:44:09,210 --> 00:44:12,318 Oh wow, that's fantastic. 850 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:16,635 Yeah, my wife has good taste in meat. 851 00:44:16,677 --> 00:44:18,228 Yeah. 852 00:44:18,270 --> 00:44:20,358 These aren't even from the ones you brought. 853 00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:21,233 Oh? No? 854 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,398 Mm. Yummy. 855 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,738 Speaking of which, how's she gonna handle the whole 856 00:44:27,780 --> 00:44:29,898 you biting me thing? 857 00:44:29,940 --> 00:44:33,705 Oh, yeah. Probably not so well. 858 00:44:33,747 --> 00:44:35,328 - Mm. - Yeah. 859 00:44:35,370 --> 00:44:37,488 I am sorry about biting you again. 860 00:44:37,530 --> 00:44:39,168 I couldn't help it. 861 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:43,293 You just, you smelled so appetizing? 862 00:44:45,210 --> 00:44:46,158 You know, I've heard that. 863 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:47,577 My girlfriend tells me that. 864 00:44:48,990 --> 00:44:50,538 Hey, you know, it'll probably be okay. 865 00:44:50,580 --> 00:44:52,428 I normally sleep all day 866 00:44:52,470 --> 00:44:53,958 and play video games all night anyway, 867 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,968 so it probably won't make that big of a difference. 868 00:44:56,010 --> 00:44:59,508 Plus, once we get the hang of flying... 869 00:44:59,550 --> 00:45:00,341 - Ooh. - That's gonna 870 00:45:00,383 --> 00:45:01,398 change everything, it's gonna be a whole new game. 871 00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:03,984 Oh yeah. I haven't tried that yet. 872 00:45:04,026 --> 00:45:04,817 Yeah. 873 00:45:04,859 --> 00:45:05,650 Apart from not wanting the neighbors 874 00:45:05,692 --> 00:45:07,818 to see me flailing around, 875 00:45:07,860 --> 00:45:10,068 this is only my second night as a vampire. 876 00:45:10,110 --> 00:45:12,108 Hey, well now you got you a vampire bro. 877 00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:13,848 - I do! - Yep. 878 00:45:13,890 --> 00:45:14,868 - Thanks, buddy. - All right, yeah, 879 00:45:14,910 --> 00:45:15,948 we're gonna have a good time. 880 00:45:15,990 --> 00:45:17,540 Yeah, you seem cool. 881 00:45:18,383 --> 00:45:20,123 I wonder if we could turn into bats. 882 00:45:21,090 --> 00:45:23,973 Actually, come on. 883 00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:29,693 Hit me with it. 884 00:45:31,830 --> 00:45:32,621 Are you sure? 885 00:45:32,663 --> 00:45:34,010 Yeah, yeah, go ahead. It's cool. 886 00:45:38,550 --> 00:45:40,578 - Did you feel that? - Let me see the bat. 887 00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:42,361 - Yep. - Yep. 888 00:45:42,403 --> 00:45:43,503 Oh! Mm. 889 00:45:44,340 --> 00:45:45,798 - You feel that? - Yep. 890 00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,994 Yeah. 891 00:45:56,580 --> 00:45:57,708 Not a good idea. 892 00:45:57,750 --> 00:45:59,110 No. 893 00:46:04,410 --> 00:46:06,708 I'm just glad I was able to allow everybody in. 894 00:46:06,750 --> 00:46:08,234 Did you hurt yourself? 895 00:46:08,276 --> 00:46:09,672 - Yeah, I did. - Okay. 896 00:46:09,714 --> 00:46:12,564 I work in a morgue, not in a damn cemetery. 897 00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:15,960 And that's a little weird, but, um... 898 00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:20,603 Oh my gosh, look (stammering) you weren't lyin'! 899 00:46:21,930 --> 00:46:22,763 Hi, hon. 900 00:46:24,720 --> 00:46:26,823 Meet our new delivery guy, Arnold. 901 00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:31,458 And who is your friend? 902 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:32,463 Did you bite him? 903 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:36,713 Maybe. 904 00:46:39,536 --> 00:46:43,143 And are you drinking blood shakes? 905 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:46,804 A smoothie. 906 00:46:48,660 --> 00:46:50,793 Oh, that is disgusting. 907 00:46:52,170 --> 00:46:54,678 Ooh, God, I gotta tiptoe around that stuff. 908 00:46:54,720 --> 00:46:56,677 Dude, you guys are like vampires, right? 909 00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:57,510 Yeah. 910 00:46:57,552 --> 00:46:58,343 How do you get those teeth like that? 911 00:46:58,385 --> 00:46:59,176 I wanna get, those are... 912 00:46:59,218 --> 00:47:00,009 They just grow. 913 00:47:00,051 --> 00:47:01,818 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 914 00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:05,358 Hi, honey. Sorry you're not feeling well. 915 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:06,638 Oh. 916 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:09,153 I wanna talk to you alone, now. 917 00:47:11,940 --> 00:47:13,383 Hey guys, do you mind? 918 00:47:14,250 --> 00:47:15,978 - Yeah, I guess so. - Yeah. 919 00:47:16,020 --> 00:47:17,718 Can I talk to you about, I wanna... 920 00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,848 Thank you Mr. Relic and goodbye. 921 00:47:19,890 --> 00:47:21,108 - Okay. - I'm gonna head out. 922 00:47:21,150 --> 00:47:22,608 Okay, I'll call you. 923 00:47:22,650 --> 00:47:24,612 - Talk to you tomorrow. - Yeah, we'll see, yeah. 924 00:47:24,654 --> 00:47:25,938 How long have you been a vampire, man? 925 00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:27,078 - Five minutes ago. - Really? 926 00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:28,980 You wanna die again? 927 00:47:29,022 --> 00:47:30,030 I didn't think so. 928 00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:32,815 Uh-huh. 929 00:47:33,929 --> 00:47:34,776 That's it. 930 00:47:35,973 --> 00:47:38,028 All I wanna do is to get some frickin' sleep. 931 00:47:38,070 --> 00:47:39,678 Um, where am I? 932 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:43,038 This is not the morgue or the cemetery. 933 00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:44,958 What is going on? 934 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:48,828 Mr. Relic, please gimme a ride home. 935 00:47:48,870 --> 00:47:50,028 Let's go to the morgue. 936 00:47:50,070 --> 00:47:52,998 Okay. I'm going to the morgue. 937 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,946 Hey, do you think you could turn me into like a vampire? 938 00:47:55,988 --> 00:47:56,779 Like, right now? 939 00:47:56,821 --> 00:47:57,948 - Well yeah. - Yeah, totally. 940 00:47:57,990 --> 00:48:00,918 Oh wait, where in the neck do I wanna get? 941 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,718 I mean, probably just right here. 942 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:03,978 But is it gonna hurt, though? 943 00:48:04,020 --> 00:48:05,866 Well, you know. 944 00:48:05,908 --> 00:48:07,290 Oh, come on already. 945 00:48:07,332 --> 00:48:12,084 What? (screams) 946 00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:16,218 Ow! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 947 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:17,756 What did you do to me? 948 00:48:17,798 --> 00:48:19,433 - You big baby. - I'm gettin' outta here. 949 00:48:19,475 --> 00:48:20,412 Such a big baby. 950 00:48:20,454 --> 00:48:21,245 What are you doin'? You bit me? 951 00:48:21,287 --> 00:48:22,398 Stop it. 952 00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:26,418 Um, okay, so Arnold arrived with the meats, 953 00:48:26,460 --> 00:48:28,488 and one thing led to another, 954 00:48:28,530 --> 00:48:29,508 and then before I knew it, 955 00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:31,747 I had someone to share my pain with. 956 00:48:32,622 --> 00:48:35,718 Someone to understand what I'm going through. 957 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,328 Plus, we need someone else on our team 958 00:48:38,370 --> 00:48:40,330 to help protect the town. 959 00:48:40,372 --> 00:48:41,508 Oh, that's so sweet. 960 00:48:41,550 --> 00:48:43,908 Okay, so let me see if I get this straight. 961 00:48:43,950 --> 00:48:46,248 You thought biting another person 962 00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:48,318 and turning them into a vampire 963 00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:51,588 would protect our town from turning into vampires! 964 00:48:51,630 --> 00:48:52,938 Did I get that right? 965 00:48:52,980 --> 00:48:55,710 Well, when you put it like that. 966 00:48:57,128 --> 00:48:59,486 Uh, too soon? 967 00:48:59,528 --> 00:49:00,498 Don't get out the holy water. 968 00:49:00,540 --> 00:49:02,466 Don't get out holy water. 969 00:49:02,508 --> 00:49:04,308 Thank God. 970 00:49:04,350 --> 00:49:05,183 What? 971 00:49:06,390 --> 00:49:10,458 Yes, you can come in the house! 972 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:12,288 Love you. 973 00:49:12,330 --> 00:49:15,588 And you know that this is gonna be a great time. 974 00:49:15,630 --> 00:49:16,421 Wait a minute, what are you doing home? 975 00:49:16,463 --> 00:49:18,348 - Nothing. - You just called my phone 976 00:49:18,390 --> 00:49:20,943 to come in. 977 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,041 You bit our daughter! 978 00:49:24,083 --> 00:49:25,893 What? Ow, ow, ow, stop. 979 00:49:26,768 --> 00:49:28,488 God, you are strong. 980 00:49:28,530 --> 00:49:30,468 First of all, I couldn't have done this. 981 00:49:30,510 --> 00:49:32,868 I've been here all day. I've only bitten Arnold. 982 00:49:32,910 --> 00:49:34,548 - I don't believe you! - Mom. 983 00:49:34,590 --> 00:49:35,898 Look at me. 984 00:49:35,940 --> 00:49:37,401 Don't start that trance thing again! 985 00:49:37,443 --> 00:49:38,833 Mom, Dad! 986 00:49:38,875 --> 00:49:39,666 What? 987 00:49:39,708 --> 00:49:41,268 Dad didn't do this, honest. 988 00:49:41,310 --> 00:49:44,343 I know I've lied about stuff, but not this. 989 00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:49,266 - So... - Come here. 990 00:49:49,308 --> 00:49:50,898 If you didn't bite her... It's okay. Come here. 991 00:49:50,940 --> 00:49:51,773 Then who did? 992 00:49:53,942 --> 00:49:54,733 I don't know. 993 00:49:54,775 --> 00:49:57,288 It was so fast and... One fang, two fang. 994 00:49:57,330 --> 00:49:58,706 And what? 995 00:49:58,748 --> 00:50:02,160 I'm so hungry! 996 00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:05,028 So am I. 997 00:50:05,070 --> 00:50:06,676 Two sets of teeth. 998 00:50:10,620 --> 00:50:11,453 Hi. 999 00:50:12,870 --> 00:50:13,863 Hi. 1000 00:50:16,470 --> 00:50:18,198 We heard noises. 1001 00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:19,938 Lots of noises. 1002 00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,858 I'm so sorry, were we too loud? 1003 00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:23,403 In our backyard. 1004 00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:26,148 We got scared. 1005 00:50:26,190 --> 00:50:28,158 And concerned. 1006 00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:30,168 May we come in? 1007 00:50:30,210 --> 00:50:31,043 Please? 1008 00:50:34,350 --> 00:50:35,658 Hey, guys. 1009 00:50:35,700 --> 00:50:37,188 Hi, everyone. 1010 00:50:37,230 --> 00:50:39,768 Some screams were heard in this area. 1011 00:50:39,810 --> 00:50:42,228 No screams that we heard of, right, Drew? 1012 00:50:42,270 --> 00:50:43,833 Nope. None at all. 1013 00:50:45,150 --> 00:50:46,818 Yeah, our neighbors here were just saying 1014 00:50:46,860 --> 00:50:48,888 they heard some sounds in the backyard, 1015 00:50:48,930 --> 00:50:51,108 maybe some animals. 1016 00:50:51,150 --> 00:50:53,448 I heard that, you know, if a female fox is in heat, 1017 00:50:53,490 --> 00:50:57,558 she tends to scream like a woman being murdered. 1018 00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,948 Um, okay, let's just hope it's that. 1019 00:51:00,990 --> 00:51:01,823 I hope so. 1020 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:04,908 If you two don't mind, 1021 00:51:04,950 --> 00:51:07,758 I'd like to take a look around your backyard just in case. 1022 00:51:07,800 --> 00:51:09,138 If that's okay. 1023 00:51:09,180 --> 00:51:10,938 Right this way. 1024 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,560 Bye, Martin. Bye, Linda. 1025 00:51:15,210 --> 00:51:16,173 The officer. 1026 00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,863 Sorry, we gotta keep you safe, so just let it go. 1027 00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:24,207 Come on. 1028 00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:27,125 Just breathe. 1029 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,698 So, our neighbors, Martin. 1030 00:51:34,740 --> 00:51:36,108 Yeah, I know. 1031 00:51:36,150 --> 00:51:38,059 They're vampires. 1032 00:51:38,101 --> 00:51:39,558 - I know. - Tony and Drew? 1033 00:51:39,600 --> 00:51:41,238 They vampires now? 1034 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,888 Yeah, and Stan, too. 1035 00:51:42,930 --> 00:51:43,763 Kinda cool. 1036 00:51:44,940 --> 00:51:46,578 What did I say? 1037 00:51:46,620 --> 00:51:49,548 Martin, you know, if you didn't, she didn't, 1038 00:51:49,590 --> 00:51:52,398 and our neighbors are turning to vampires, what if I'm next? 1039 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,998 Honey, hey, I won't let anything happen to you, 1040 00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:59,448 unless you wanna become a vampire. 1041 00:51:59,490 --> 00:52:03,183 Don't worry. Hey, you and Morgan mean the world to me. 1042 00:52:04,020 --> 00:52:06,948 And I know I didn't do a good job protecting Morgan, 1043 00:52:06,990 --> 00:52:09,438 but I'll be damned if I let anything happen to you. 1044 00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:11,928 - Dad? - Yeah. 1045 00:52:11,970 --> 00:52:13,083 My drink's out. 1046 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:16,758 Well, you got two legs. Go get it yourself. 1047 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:19,038 Geez, I made plenty. 1048 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,483 Did she drink that whole thing already? 1049 00:52:22,350 --> 00:52:23,384 Sorry. 1050 00:52:26,651 --> 00:52:29,069 Oh, baby, look at me. 1051 00:52:29,111 --> 00:52:30,318 Look at me. 1052 00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,468 Hey, I'm working on not pulling you in so deep. 1053 00:52:33,510 --> 00:52:35,868 I just can't help it. 1054 00:52:35,910 --> 00:52:37,420 Your eyes are just so 1055 00:52:38,588 --> 00:52:40,007 - enchanting. - Oh God. 1056 00:52:40,049 --> 00:52:41,913 Ew. Daughter here. 1057 00:52:43,860 --> 00:52:48,860 All right, Linda, I'm gonna take Morgan here out hunting. 1058 00:52:49,590 --> 00:52:50,988 And while we're outside, 1059 00:52:51,030 --> 00:52:53,238 I want you to call your sister and get her here. 1060 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,168 Mm-hmm. 1061 00:52:54,210 --> 00:52:56,148 You're gonna need someone else to talk to about this, 1062 00:52:56,190 --> 00:52:58,743 and if this thing is spreading like we think it is, 1063 00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:01,383 she's gonna need to know fast. 1064 00:53:02,610 --> 00:53:03,468 You ready, Momo? 1065 00:53:03,510 --> 00:53:06,048 - Mm-hmm. - Let's get some animals. 1066 00:53:06,090 --> 00:53:07,025 Yeah, I'll get my phone. 1067 00:53:07,067 --> 00:53:09,348 I need a vacation, and a divorce right after. 1068 00:53:09,390 --> 00:53:11,373 Yeah. 1069 00:53:12,780 --> 00:53:14,238 I don't know why you don't eat these more. 1070 00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:15,828 They're delicious. 1071 00:53:15,870 --> 00:53:18,018 First of all, you don't eat them, 1072 00:53:18,060 --> 00:53:21,723 you just bite the neck and draw a little blood. 1073 00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:24,888 You don't tear into it like a werewolf. 1074 00:53:24,930 --> 00:53:26,433 Gosh, you really need a bib. 1075 00:53:27,390 --> 00:53:28,623 Do werewolves exist? 1076 00:53:29,880 --> 00:53:31,998 I don't know, probably. 1077 00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:35,218 I mean, we just found out vampires exist, so. 1078 00:53:35,260 --> 00:53:36,408 I just hope not because I don't think 1079 00:53:36,450 --> 00:53:37,893 I can handle anything else. 1080 00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:42,258 What are we gonna do about Mom? 1081 00:53:42,300 --> 00:53:44,328 Mm, I don't know. 1082 00:53:44,370 --> 00:53:47,298 But our main goal needs to be to protect her, 1083 00:53:47,340 --> 00:53:48,543 if even from us. 1084 00:53:50,430 --> 00:53:52,578 Do you think this is gonna get worse? 1085 00:53:52,620 --> 00:53:53,453 Probably. 1086 00:53:55,830 --> 00:53:57,183 - Hey Dad? - Yeah. 1087 00:53:58,380 --> 00:54:00,440 Thanks for showin' me this. 1088 00:54:02,460 --> 00:54:05,643 You're welcome. This has been really fun. 1089 00:54:06,750 --> 00:54:08,388 We don't get a lotta this anymore, 1090 00:54:08,430 --> 00:54:11,196 father-daughter bonding time. 1091 00:54:11,238 --> 00:54:12,788 Don't get all mushy. 1092 00:54:13,710 --> 00:54:17,058 We might have a problem if Mom does become a vampire. 1093 00:54:17,100 --> 00:54:18,558 Problem? 1094 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,128 Mom's a vegetarian. 1095 00:54:20,170 --> 00:54:23,538 What? 1096 00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:26,489 - Yeah. - Gross. 1097 00:54:30,969 --> 00:54:34,036 Linda. 1098 00:54:34,078 --> 00:54:37,023 Of all the bullshit stuff you've tried. 1099 00:54:38,130 --> 00:54:40,391 A vampire? Your husband? 1100 00:54:40,433 --> 00:54:42,683 I mean, I've never liked the guy, but really? 1101 00:54:45,352 --> 00:54:48,252 I mean, I love horror, (laughs) but vampires are not real. 1102 00:54:51,930 --> 00:54:54,588 Shana. 1103 00:54:54,630 --> 00:54:57,897 I know it sounds illogical, but I am not lying. 1104 00:54:59,954 --> 00:55:01,992 - Oh no. Oh, oh! - Hi. 1105 00:55:02,034 --> 00:55:04,728 Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no. 1106 00:55:04,770 --> 00:55:06,548 Sweetie, didn't we talk about this? 1107 00:55:06,590 --> 00:55:07,848 No biting your aunt. 1108 00:55:07,890 --> 00:55:11,193 In fact, no biting anyone without my permission, got it? 1109 00:55:12,060 --> 00:55:13,338 Hi, Shana. 1110 00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:14,208 No. 1111 00:55:14,250 --> 00:55:16,758 See, what your sister was saying is true. 1112 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:20,118 Your niece and I here were bitten by a vampire. 1113 00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:21,060 We don't know who. 1114 00:55:22,828 --> 00:55:27,228 And Martin thought it'd be a good idea 1115 00:55:27,270 --> 00:55:28,113 to warn you. 1116 00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:34,188 Yeah. Well the good news is you're not a vampire. 1117 00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:35,298 Yet. 1118 00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:36,858 And Shana, you're not a vampire. 1119 00:55:36,900 --> 00:55:38,121 Yet. 1120 00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:42,498 I promised my parents I wouldn't bite anyone 1121 00:55:42,540 --> 00:55:44,658 without their permission. 1122 00:55:44,700 --> 00:55:46,119 Good little vampire. 1123 00:55:47,070 --> 00:55:48,220 I wanna go home. 1124 00:55:51,150 --> 00:55:55,038 Speaking of going somewhere, Martin, what time is it? 1125 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:56,153 I mean, what time is it? 1126 00:55:56,195 --> 00:55:57,411 Yeah, what time is it? 1127 00:55:57,453 --> 00:55:59,238 Were you gonna meet with some of your friends 1128 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,883 at the arcade for laser tag or games or whatever later? 1129 00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:05,943 Oh shit. 1130 00:56:08,721 --> 00:56:10,554 That sucks. 1131 00:56:12,962 --> 00:56:15,562 Well, let's go. We gotta go. 1132 00:56:24,990 --> 00:56:26,778 How the hell did he get employee the month? 1133 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:28,788 He's never on time. 1134 00:56:28,830 --> 00:56:32,883 You know, I had to pick somebody, you know, corporate. 1135 00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:35,220 So you could have picked me. 1136 00:56:36,300 --> 00:56:37,095 Again? 1137 00:56:37,137 --> 00:56:39,228 Are you trying to get me fired? 1138 00:56:39,270 --> 00:56:40,061 You are, aren't ya? 1139 00:56:40,103 --> 00:56:41,103 You want me outta here? 1140 00:56:43,031 --> 00:56:44,538 Not pickin' you again. 1141 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:47,148 So you know it's usually busier on Sunday. 1142 00:56:47,190 --> 00:56:48,648 I know, I noticed. It's like really weird. 1143 00:56:48,690 --> 00:56:50,598 Even on the streets, there's nobody out. 1144 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:52,068 Is there some kind of an event going on 1145 00:56:52,110 --> 00:56:53,598 that we don't know about? 1146 00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:54,618 I don't know, I'm gonna go check. 1147 00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:55,610 Yeah, look it up. 1148 00:56:57,930 --> 00:56:58,880 Look at all that. 1149 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:03,138 Oh, oh great. 1150 00:57:03,180 --> 00:57:05,718 They didn't have these out at the other reward center. 1151 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:09,978 Can I get some fangs and some candy? 1152 00:57:10,020 --> 00:57:10,811 Fangs? 1153 00:57:10,853 --> 00:57:13,158 You think Morgan's gonna wear that with her braces? 1154 00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,968 - Thanks. - Anything else? 1155 00:57:17,010 --> 00:57:18,618 We're gonna need more fangs. 1156 00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:19,451 Again? 1157 00:57:19,493 --> 00:57:20,898 We sure have been going through a lotta fangs 1158 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:22,188 all the sudden. 1159 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:23,230 They're for Linda. 1160 00:57:24,090 --> 00:57:26,568 Linda? Come on, Martin. 1161 00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:29,253 You know, it's not even close to Halloween. 1162 00:57:30,299 --> 00:57:31,638 You know what? 1163 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,948 He's one of those types that, you know. 1164 00:57:33,990 --> 00:57:37,278 Ho, ho. Kinky, Martin. 1165 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:40,128 That's definitely one way to spice up your marriage. 1166 00:57:40,170 --> 00:57:44,613 Yeah, fangs definitely make things more fun. 1167 00:57:45,450 --> 00:57:48,078 Can I talk to you guys for a second about something? 1168 00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:49,155 Yeah, sure. 1169 00:57:49,197 --> 00:57:51,363 All right, let's go. Come on. 1170 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:00,791 No running. 1171 00:58:00,833 --> 00:58:03,918 We're all grown adults here, so you should know not to. 1172 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,288 And also, no hitting or kicking. 1173 00:58:06,330 --> 00:58:08,388 We've seen it happen many times on the floor 1174 00:58:08,430 --> 00:58:09,798 and this is a big one. 1175 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,468 No biting, none of that! 1176 00:58:12,510 --> 00:58:14,838 If I catch you biting, you're outta here! 1177 00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,008 Don't do it. 1178 00:58:16,050 --> 00:58:17,650 Biting? Did you say no biting? 1179 00:58:18,494 --> 00:58:19,327 He did. 1180 00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:21,711 Let's get you in this now. 1181 00:58:21,753 --> 00:58:23,736 Now, let me say, suck it in now. 1182 00:58:23,778 --> 00:58:26,695 It's nice. This is gonna be good. 1183 00:58:28,317 --> 00:58:30,333 Are you that desperate to win? 1184 00:58:31,380 --> 00:58:34,008 You know Bill is the only one I know 1185 00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:36,468 that carries around this little ass mirror. 1186 00:58:36,510 --> 00:58:38,283 Hey, you never know. 1187 00:58:39,180 --> 00:58:40,548 I'm going to try to find the ladies. 1188 00:58:40,590 --> 00:58:41,538 Stay strong, guys. 1189 00:58:41,580 --> 00:58:43,188 All right. 1190 00:58:43,230 --> 00:58:45,177 What are you lookin' at? 1191 00:58:50,394 --> 00:58:51,528 Oh! 1192 00:58:51,570 --> 00:58:53,343 I thought you got those for Linda. 1193 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:57,078 Guys, we should talk now. 1194 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:58,070 - Oh yeah. - Yeah. 1195 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:01,668 Hey, what's going on there, traitor? 1196 00:59:01,710 --> 00:59:03,760 I changed teams. Just go with it, okay? 1197 00:59:05,790 --> 00:59:07,158 - Hold it, lady. - What? 1198 00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,851 What is wrong with you? 1199 00:59:08,893 --> 00:59:09,684 Nothin'. 1200 00:59:09,726 --> 00:59:12,588 I've known you long enough to know when someone is lying. 1201 00:59:12,630 --> 00:59:13,878 Nothin' at all. 1202 00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,378 Oh my gosh. 1203 00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:17,118 - Well. - Tell the truth. 1204 00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:18,795 Come on, spill it. 1205 00:59:18,837 --> 00:59:21,108 Okay, you ready for this? Okay. 1206 00:59:21,150 --> 00:59:22,398 Martin's a vampire. 1207 00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:23,231 Oh my goodness. 1208 00:59:23,273 --> 00:59:24,438 And there are vampires in our town, 1209 00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:26,508 and we're gonna die! 1210 00:59:26,550 --> 00:59:28,188 - Oh really? Come on. - Yeah. 1211 00:59:28,230 --> 00:59:29,478 Yeah, seriously. 1212 00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:31,188 - Seriously? - Yes. 1213 00:59:31,230 --> 00:59:34,342 Linda, come on. 1214 00:59:40,876 --> 00:59:44,516 I said no biting! You broke the skin. 1215 00:59:44,558 --> 00:59:46,690 - Oh my God. You are serious. - I'm serious. 1216 00:59:46,732 --> 00:59:47,648 Oh my God. 1217 00:59:49,388 --> 00:59:50,631 Bubba! 1218 00:59:50,673 --> 00:59:53,508 Hey, I'm not gonna hurt you. I swear. 1219 00:59:53,550 --> 00:59:54,678 Bull coochie. 1220 00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,975 We don't know what you gon' do. 1221 00:59:56,017 --> 00:59:58,158 Where the hell is your reflection, Martin? 1222 00:59:58,200 --> 00:59:59,988 Yeah. Where is it? 1223 01:00:00,030 --> 01:00:01,918 And what in the hell is going on around here? 1224 01:00:01,960 --> 01:00:06,138 Okay, okay, first of all, I can explain. 1225 01:00:06,180 --> 01:00:06,971 Second. 1226 01:00:07,013 --> 01:00:08,988 There he is. 1227 01:00:09,030 --> 01:00:11,193 The gals. Come on, let's go. 1228 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:15,258 You bitches are on your own. 1229 01:00:15,300 --> 01:00:18,387 My Black ass ain't gotta do nothin'. 1230 01:00:21,750 --> 01:00:23,298 Get down. 1231 01:00:23,340 --> 01:00:24,131 Who am I kidding? 1232 01:00:24,173 --> 01:00:25,323 You won't listen to me anyway. 1233 01:00:28,273 --> 01:00:30,588 That's a vampire. 1234 01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:32,230 What crazy vampire? 1235 01:00:33,135 --> 01:00:34,860 Get out now. Get out. 1236 01:00:34,902 --> 01:00:36,354 Vampire. Get out, get out! 1237 01:00:36,396 --> 01:00:37,794 I swear, the vampires are not real. 1238 01:00:37,836 --> 01:00:41,274 Mary, do you believe in vampires? Get him, get him, get him! 1239 01:00:41,316 --> 01:00:42,107 Hit him, hit him, hit him! 1240 01:00:42,149 --> 01:00:43,304 I'll make you employee of the month! 1241 01:00:43,346 --> 01:00:45,552 Get him, get him! Hit him! 1242 01:00:45,594 --> 01:00:47,779 Hit him. You hit him! 1243 01:00:53,603 --> 01:00:57,738 This is so gonna get me fired. I need this job. 1244 01:00:57,780 --> 01:01:00,587 I'll be back with my parents. Oh God. 1245 01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:08,628 Cheese and crackers. Later! 1246 01:01:08,670 --> 01:01:10,186 Scaredy cat! 1247 01:01:11,571 --> 01:01:13,158 You gotta be shittin' me. 1248 01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:14,456 You, too? 1249 01:01:14,498 --> 01:01:16,541 Do you know when he'll come back? 1250 01:01:16,583 --> 01:01:17,862 Not a clue, 'cause Farrah's gone. 1251 01:01:17,904 --> 01:01:20,127 I don't know where Farrah went. 1252 01:01:20,169 --> 01:01:22,027 You sure we should go around this corner? 1253 01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:22,986 I mean... 1254 01:01:26,964 --> 01:01:28,532 We got this. We're good. 1255 01:01:28,574 --> 01:01:29,502 We're good. 1256 01:01:31,332 --> 01:01:32,165 Martin! 1257 01:01:38,086 --> 01:01:41,086 Ooh. 1258 01:01:44,016 --> 01:01:44,849 Martin! 1259 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:48,406 Oh, hell no! 1260 01:01:49,713 --> 01:01:51,228 It's not working. 1261 01:01:51,270 --> 01:01:53,538 It's a bad game of laser tag, right? 1262 01:01:53,580 --> 01:01:57,386 Hey, Linda, maybe we can talk. 1263 01:01:57,428 --> 01:01:58,998 Oh, that's crazy. 1264 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,258 Possibly get a bite to eat? 1265 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,478 You know what, I am not hungry right now, but guess what? 1266 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:05,238 I kinda can't kill my best friend's husband, 1267 01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:06,888 it could kinda hurt the friendship. 1268 01:02:06,930 --> 01:02:07,721 I'm just sayin'. 1269 01:02:07,763 --> 01:02:11,178 You can't kill me. I'm Bill. 1270 01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:13,547 Oh, Bill needs to fix his neck there, 1271 01:02:13,589 --> 01:02:16,218 and those teeth, you know, the really sharp teeth. 1272 01:02:16,260 --> 01:02:20,358 Maybe, maybe I can get a little of a suck? 1273 01:02:20,400 --> 01:02:22,308 No, see, only Martin can suck on me right now. 1274 01:02:22,350 --> 01:02:24,828 Just sayin'. (chuckles) Just a thought. 1275 01:02:24,870 --> 01:02:26,973 You know, Martin doesn't share very well. 1276 01:02:29,970 --> 01:02:30,873 Does he, Martin? 1277 01:02:32,250 --> 01:02:35,907 Hey, Bill, you wanna see me get a hole in one? 1278 01:02:43,621 --> 01:02:45,858 I don't know what Angel's talkin' about. 1279 01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:47,283 I taste pretty good. 1280 01:02:52,740 --> 01:02:54,948 I'm tired of playing games now. 1281 01:02:54,990 --> 01:02:57,228 Damn, I hate killing my friends. 1282 01:02:57,270 --> 01:02:59,240 This is a game I don't wanna win. 1283 01:02:59,282 --> 01:03:00,693 Let's get outta here, babe. 1284 01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:03,387 Okay. No more laser tag. 1285 01:03:07,457 --> 01:03:09,378 We are gonna die. 1286 01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:11,778 Yeah, we suck at keeping people safe. 1287 01:03:11,820 --> 01:03:13,715 Our town is screwed. 1288 01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:15,303 Oh, you think? 1289 01:03:16,137 --> 01:03:17,898 You know what's worse? 1290 01:03:17,940 --> 01:03:20,448 All the others, they're gone. 1291 01:03:20,490 --> 01:03:22,818 What we need to do is call the police back. 1292 01:03:22,860 --> 01:03:23,958 Oh yeah, Cal? 1293 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,518 And what are we gonna tell 'em this time? 1294 01:03:25,560 --> 01:03:27,258 They laughed at us. 1295 01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,608 Why'd they laugh? 1296 01:03:28,650 --> 01:03:31,472 Oh, because Cal here decided to tell 'em 1297 01:03:31,514 --> 01:03:33,378 that there are vampires running around 1298 01:03:33,420 --> 01:03:34,698 and a bunch of dead bodies. 1299 01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:36,798 You know, normal stuff. 1300 01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:38,991 Daddy's being sarcastic. 1301 01:03:39,033 --> 01:03:40,758 Just drink at juice, Morgan. 1302 01:03:40,800 --> 01:03:42,573 Let the grownups figure this out. 1303 01:03:44,276 --> 01:03:46,947 I think we're gonna die. 1304 01:03:47,871 --> 01:03:49,728 Technically, you already did. 1305 01:03:49,770 --> 01:03:51,813 We're gonna die again. 1306 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:56,868 Problem is so many of the cops have become vampires. 1307 01:03:56,910 --> 01:03:58,758 Officer Redford, for one. 1308 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:00,183 Excuse me. 1309 01:04:01,170 --> 01:04:03,768 Well, we already know, you know, with Angel at the arcade, 1310 01:04:03,810 --> 01:04:06,618 she just disappeared at this rate, so you know. 1311 01:04:06,660 --> 01:04:08,294 Yeah, we know what happened to Bill. 1312 01:04:09,990 --> 01:04:13,038 Have y'all noticed that no one is calling 1313 01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,478 about people coming up missing? 1314 01:04:14,520 --> 01:04:16,968 That's because all of them are already vampires. 1315 01:04:17,010 --> 01:04:18,003 Not you. 1316 01:04:19,830 --> 01:04:21,633 Just try it and I spray. 1317 01:04:23,100 --> 01:04:27,813 Oh, she is serious about spraying. Trust me. 1318 01:04:32,225 --> 01:04:34,638 So now what are we gonna do? 1319 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:37,848 Well, we gotta stop this. 1320 01:04:37,890 --> 01:04:39,408 Problem is, we don't know who to trust. 1321 01:04:39,450 --> 01:04:40,908 So many of them have gone bad. 1322 01:04:40,950 --> 01:04:41,883 I'll say. 1323 01:04:42,720 --> 01:04:43,878 Can I help? 1324 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:47,208 No. You keep your mother safe, that's it. 1325 01:04:47,250 --> 01:04:48,258 Don't bite her. 1326 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:50,298 I have fangs, too. 1327 01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:51,735 - No. - Why can't I do something? 1328 01:04:51,777 --> 01:04:52,568 - No. - Why? 1329 01:04:52,610 --> 01:04:53,808 Because I said so. 1330 01:04:53,850 --> 01:04:55,338 You never let me do anything! 1331 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,763 This isn't fair! 1332 01:05:00,510 --> 01:05:02,523 Teens. (chuckles) Am I right? 1333 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:05,988 Well, I think it's safe for us 1334 01:05:06,030 --> 01:05:09,247 to go home now since we're vampires. 1335 01:05:12,456 --> 01:05:13,938 Hopefully we won't bite anyone 1336 01:05:13,980 --> 01:05:14,823 on the way home. 1337 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:17,661 What are we gonna do now? 1338 01:05:17,703 --> 01:05:18,903 It's okay, honey. 1339 01:05:19,830 --> 01:05:22,068 All right, have a good night, guys. Be safe. 1340 01:05:22,110 --> 01:05:23,823 Keep your fangs to yourself! 1341 01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:29,243 Oh, you wanna go outside? 1342 01:05:29,285 --> 01:05:30,828 Are you crazy? Into that? 1343 01:05:30,870 --> 01:05:32,313 Let's try flying. 1344 01:05:34,724 --> 01:05:35,943 That was a three. 1345 01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:39,151 That was like a two or something. 1346 01:05:39,193 --> 01:05:41,328 Come on, wife. 1347 01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:44,143 Oh, no, no, Martin. Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin. 1348 01:05:44,185 --> 01:05:45,822 - No, no, no, no, stop! - You trust me, right? 1349 01:05:45,864 --> 01:05:48,027 We're gonna fly! 1350 01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:49,663 Ow. 1351 01:05:49,705 --> 01:05:52,789 Martin, my fangs fell out again. 1352 01:05:52,831 --> 01:05:53,798 Hi there. 1353 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:57,993 Hi. 1354 01:05:59,310 --> 01:06:02,298 You can see we both have fangs, right? 1355 01:06:02,340 --> 01:06:05,913 How come she smells so yummy? 1356 01:06:07,030 --> 01:06:11,523 Really yummy. 1357 01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:16,128 Burger perfume. Mm-hmm. 1358 01:06:16,170 --> 01:06:17,028 Burger perfume? 1359 01:06:17,070 --> 01:06:19,518 Yep, mm-hmm. It's all the rage. 1360 01:06:19,560 --> 01:06:20,673 - Really? - Yep. 1361 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:25,188 So you're both vampires? 1362 01:06:25,230 --> 01:06:27,018 - Yep. Mm-hmm, yep. - Mm-hmm. 1363 01:06:27,060 --> 01:06:27,948 - Like me? - Mm-hmm. 1364 01:06:27,990 --> 01:06:29,340 Yep. 1365 01:06:32,190 --> 01:06:33,140 - Prove it. - Hmm? 1366 01:06:34,980 --> 01:06:35,853 Excuse me? 1367 01:06:37,148 --> 01:06:38,248 I don't believe you. 1368 01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:41,673 She smells way too good. 1369 01:06:42,706 --> 01:06:44,789 Martin, he's gonna find out (mumbling). 1370 01:06:44,831 --> 01:06:45,948 I can't kill another person! 1371 01:06:45,990 --> 01:06:46,898 No idea what you said. 1372 01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:49,068 If he's bad, we have no choice. 1373 01:06:49,110 --> 01:06:50,388 She's human! 1374 01:06:50,430 --> 01:06:52,453 - Hmm? - I knew it. 1375 01:07:01,367 --> 01:07:02,392 Bummer. 1376 01:07:06,504 --> 01:07:07,728 Back here again. 1377 01:07:07,770 --> 01:07:09,978 Hey, there. Back so soon? 1378 01:07:10,020 --> 01:07:13,128 Your dreams must really be trying to tell you something 1379 01:07:13,170 --> 01:07:14,898 That I'm crazy. 1380 01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:16,218 Why do you say that? 1381 01:07:16,260 --> 01:07:17,581 - You wanna know? - Mm-hmm. 1382 01:07:17,623 --> 01:07:21,108 Okay, well I killed people. I know. 1383 01:07:21,150 --> 01:07:23,988 And my daughter is now a vampire, 1384 01:07:24,030 --> 01:07:25,338 just like the husband and everything. 1385 01:07:25,380 --> 01:07:27,918 And guess what? The husband and I? 1386 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,982 Yes, go on. 1387 01:07:30,024 --> 01:07:34,244 Four times in a day. 1388 01:07:34,286 --> 01:07:36,249 I know. Oh my God. 1389 01:07:36,291 --> 01:07:37,398 It's just so weird. 1390 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,003 I mean, is that weird to tell you? 1391 01:07:39,045 --> 01:07:41,298 What, what was it like? Was it exciting? 1392 01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:43,428 A human and a vampire. 1393 01:07:43,470 --> 01:07:44,868 Well, oh, okay. 1394 01:07:44,910 --> 01:07:46,668 So, of course at first, you know, it was kinda, 1395 01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:47,508 you know, difficult. 1396 01:07:47,550 --> 01:07:50,135 - Right, right. - But then it was wow! 1397 01:07:50,177 --> 01:07:52,035 Oh my God, yes! 1398 01:07:52,077 --> 01:07:56,448 And besides his appetite for blood, of course for me. 1399 01:07:56,490 --> 01:07:57,915 Is that weird or anything like that? 1400 01:07:57,957 --> 01:07:59,358 No, no, that's not strange. 1401 01:07:59,400 --> 01:08:01,368 No, tell me more. 1402 01:08:01,410 --> 01:08:02,898 I'm a good listener. 1403 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:05,838 So, tell me like, what was it like? 1404 01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:08,088 Did you, did you kill anybody? 1405 01:08:08,130 --> 01:08:09,815 Oh yeah, sure had to kill people. 1406 01:08:09,857 --> 01:08:12,648 That's okay. We don't have to talk about that. 1407 01:08:12,690 --> 01:08:14,538 What's on the agenda for tomorrow? 1408 01:08:14,580 --> 01:08:17,238 Oh, well, you know, besides not being lucky. 1409 01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,348 It's funny. 1410 01:08:18,390 --> 01:08:20,118 Well, I have to go to my daughter's school, 1411 01:08:20,160 --> 01:08:21,708 take care of the boring stuff with that, 1412 01:08:21,750 --> 01:08:23,658 and of course go to the doctor. 1413 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,208 Ooh, doctor. What kind of a doctor? 1414 01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:28,585 Do you wanna play doctor? 1415 01:08:28,627 --> 01:08:32,830 The husband already did that, but thanks. 1416 01:08:32,872 --> 01:08:35,598 We're good. It's not that type of doctor. 1417 01:08:35,640 --> 01:08:37,668 You don't even know what kind of doctor it is. 1418 01:08:37,710 --> 01:08:40,008 Maybe I'm a psychiatrist, you know. 1419 01:08:40,050 --> 01:08:42,948 I could make you nice and calm. 1420 01:08:42,990 --> 01:08:44,298 Yeah, I'm sure you could. 1421 01:08:44,340 --> 01:08:45,813 Would you like to be calm, 1422 01:08:46,738 --> 01:08:48,238 Dear God, yes, I would love to be. 1423 01:08:48,280 --> 01:08:49,608 Okay. All right then. 1424 01:08:49,650 --> 01:08:51,348 - Turn with it. - Just look me- 1425 01:08:51,390 --> 01:08:52,758 - I have to? - Directly in the eye. 1426 01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,078 - Yes. - All right, all right. 1427 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:55,588 - Look me straight in the eye. - Oh God. 1428 01:08:55,630 --> 01:08:57,471 - Okay. - And clear your mind. 1429 01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:58,544 Yep. Nice, nice. 1430 01:08:58,586 --> 01:09:01,753 - Just clear your mind. - It's gone, yep. 1431 01:09:13,469 --> 01:09:14,302 Oh. 1432 01:09:15,390 --> 01:09:16,570 Oh hell no. 1433 01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:21,108 I think I'd rather stare at my wife's neck all night 1434 01:09:21,150 --> 01:09:22,788 than sleep in this thing. 1435 01:09:22,830 --> 01:09:24,528 Who would even sleep in this? 1436 01:09:24,570 --> 01:09:27,438 Fuckin' vampire fuckin' Malibu fuckin' Barbie. 1437 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:29,388 Hell no. Nope, not for me. 1438 01:09:29,430 --> 01:09:30,632 I'm out. 1439 01:09:34,920 --> 01:09:37,338 Hi Martin. I brought us some coffee. 1440 01:09:37,380 --> 01:09:38,333 Thank you. 1441 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,498 Oh, those are some nice looking duds you got there. 1442 01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:46,068 What happened, no plaid and khakis today? 1443 01:09:46,110 --> 01:09:48,888 Anyway, Nelson wants everybody to go to his office 1444 01:09:48,930 --> 01:09:49,983 right now real quick. 1445 01:09:51,540 --> 01:09:53,853 Why didn't he just send us a message? 1446 01:09:55,350 --> 01:09:56,718 Not a clue. 1447 01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:58,803 Warren, Marge, and Phil are all waiting. 1448 01:09:59,940 --> 01:10:00,773 Warren? 1449 01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:03,490 But of course.| - Oh shit. 1450 01:10:04,530 --> 01:10:05,993 All righty, let's go. 1451 01:10:09,060 --> 01:10:09,893 Hey, Cody? 1452 01:10:11,257 --> 01:10:14,553 Did you like, see anything weird yesterday? 1453 01:10:15,777 --> 01:10:16,610 Weird. Weird. 1454 01:10:17,670 --> 01:10:20,688 You know what, I did happen to see a drunken bear 1455 01:10:20,730 --> 01:10:23,688 start smashing on this sleeping moose, man. 1456 01:10:23,730 --> 01:10:25,248 It was gnarly, man. 1457 01:10:25,290 --> 01:10:27,106 Oh, and it was kinda like, 1458 01:10:27,148 --> 01:10:28,288 if they had like a little pup or something, 1459 01:10:28,330 --> 01:10:29,282 you could like name it 1460 01:10:29,324 --> 01:10:32,447 like Bearwinkle or somethin'. 1461 01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:34,668 You know, but aside from that, nah man, 1462 01:10:34,710 --> 01:10:37,218 I just stayed at home all day, why? 1463 01:10:37,260 --> 01:10:38,973 Um, nothing. 1464 01:10:40,770 --> 01:10:42,123 Alright, let's go. 1465 01:10:46,860 --> 01:10:48,438 How did you see this moose? 1466 01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,748 Oh, the moose at the pyramid was crazy. 1467 01:10:50,790 --> 01:10:53,418 Martin, look at you. 1468 01:10:53,460 --> 01:10:57,168 Wow, you seem to be feeling better. 1469 01:10:57,210 --> 01:11:00,438 Yeah, feeling more alive today, sir. 1470 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:03,738 And you seem quite cheerful. 1471 01:11:03,780 --> 01:11:06,138 I don't think I've seen you this cheerful before. 1472 01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:08,778 Well, you know, sometimes life has to bite you just right 1473 01:11:08,820 --> 01:11:11,253 to get you going, you know what I mean? 1474 01:11:12,570 --> 01:11:13,653 Excuse me? 1475 01:11:15,030 --> 01:11:16,680 Just know it wasn't me, Martin. 1476 01:11:17,850 --> 01:11:20,448 So many opportunities these days. 1477 01:11:20,490 --> 01:11:21,318 I mean, come on, Martin. 1478 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,153 Life doesn't suck that much, does it? 1479 01:11:25,320 --> 01:11:26,538 I didn't bite Nelson, 1480 01:11:26,580 --> 01:11:28,480 though we should talk about yesterday. 1481 01:11:32,040 --> 01:11:36,375 Come on, Martin. Lunch! 1482 01:11:46,717 --> 01:11:47,550 Ah. 1483 01:11:49,230 --> 01:11:50,928 Cody, stop it! 1484 01:11:50,970 --> 01:11:54,184 Hey, fuck you, buddy. I'm not dyin'! 1485 01:11:54,226 --> 01:11:56,148 Who the fuck is gonna feed my hamster? 1486 01:11:56,190 --> 01:11:57,371 Cody! 1487 01:11:58,246 --> 01:11:59,808 Snap out of it. 1488 01:11:59,850 --> 01:12:02,623 God. Thank you. 1489 01:12:04,314 --> 01:12:05,814 Woo! Who's next? 1490 01:12:07,413 --> 01:12:09,183 Daddy's still hungry. 1491 01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:18,903 Hey, Cody, how about lunch? 1492 01:12:20,272 --> 01:12:23,538 I'm good. I'm full. 1493 01:12:23,580 --> 01:12:24,603 That's too bad. 1494 01:12:25,753 --> 01:12:26,586 I'm not. 1495 01:13:05,750 --> 01:13:06,858 Where you going there, buddy? 1496 01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:09,918 Whoa. Hey, buddy. 1497 01:13:09,960 --> 01:13:11,808 You might wanna put somethin' on that bite 1498 01:13:11,850 --> 01:13:12,798 before it gets infected. 1499 01:13:12,840 --> 01:13:13,673 Just saying. 1500 01:13:14,527 --> 01:13:17,088 You're supposed to be on our team. 1501 01:13:17,130 --> 01:13:18,585 Oh yeah? What team is that? 1502 01:13:18,627 --> 01:13:21,408 The bite me team? I don't think so. 1503 01:13:21,450 --> 01:13:22,443 I only nipple. 1504 01:13:24,180 --> 01:13:26,577 What the fuck is that shit? 1505 01:13:26,619 --> 01:13:28,668 Damn it, I meant to say I only nibble. 1506 01:13:28,710 --> 01:13:29,747 Damn it, Linda. 1507 01:13:29,789 --> 01:13:31,788 Linda. 1508 01:13:31,830 --> 01:13:35,187 No, Linda is not on the lunch menu. 1509 01:13:35,229 --> 01:13:37,368 Mm. She should be. 1510 01:13:37,410 --> 01:13:39,768 Listen, you twisted fuck, 1511 01:13:39,810 --> 01:13:42,412 I'm the only one that can eat my wife. 1512 01:13:42,454 --> 01:13:44,298 That didn't come out quite right. 1513 01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:48,672 Oh, but it did come out quite right. 1514 01:13:48,714 --> 01:13:49,598 No. 1515 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:53,418 As the saying goes, sharing is caring. 1516 01:13:53,460 --> 01:13:54,888 Is that your hamster? 1517 01:13:54,930 --> 01:13:56,358 What's his name? 1518 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:58,805 Hammy. Wait, what the... 1519 01:13:58,847 --> 01:14:01,010 Come back here. Gah! 1520 01:14:23,969 --> 01:14:26,105 Ah, there you are. 1521 01:14:26,147 --> 01:14:27,858 End of the line, buddy. 1522 01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:31,683 What is that, Super Soaker? 1523 01:14:33,780 --> 01:14:35,022 Sorry, Cody. 1524 01:14:36,166 --> 01:14:40,133 This is my favorite shirt, you dick. 1525 01:14:40,175 --> 01:14:43,510 Why the fuck is this shit burning? 1526 01:15:00,655 --> 01:15:04,893 Man, I need a new job. This one sucks. 1527 01:15:06,060 --> 01:15:08,208 Guess I'm adopting a new hamster. 1528 01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:11,538 Well, I am sorry that you have to pull Morgan out 1529 01:15:11,580 --> 01:15:15,974 for the time being, but I do understand. 1530 01:15:16,016 --> 01:15:18,498 Yeah, we thank you guys for understanding. 1531 01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:20,748 Morgan just has not been feeling well. 1532 01:15:20,790 --> 01:15:23,343 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. 1533 01:15:25,080 --> 01:15:26,778 How's her appetite been these days? 1534 01:15:26,820 --> 01:15:30,273 Does it, does it suck? 1535 01:15:31,329 --> 01:15:34,075 Well, you know, with teens when they're sick and... 1536 01:15:34,117 --> 01:15:35,058 "Suck"? 1537 01:15:35,100 --> 01:15:35,891 Yes, does it suck? 1538 01:15:35,933 --> 01:15:39,003 I mean, with her condition I would think it does. 1539 01:15:41,850 --> 01:15:45,700 Do things bite for her? 1540 01:15:45,742 --> 01:15:46,908 I mean, I would think it must be difficult, 1541 01:15:46,950 --> 01:15:49,788 you know, with her braces. 1542 01:15:49,830 --> 01:15:53,328 You know, it is a lot more common than you think. 1543 01:15:53,370 --> 01:15:55,083 More and more parents are pulling kids out 1544 01:15:55,125 --> 01:15:56,868 for homeschool these days. 1545 01:15:56,910 --> 01:16:00,033 Especially if a kid's really ill. 1546 01:16:01,200 --> 01:16:02,388 Yeah. Yeah. 1547 01:16:02,430 --> 01:16:04,698 Will you gentlemen excuse me? 1548 01:16:04,740 --> 01:16:07,173 For just one moment. I'll be right back. 1549 01:16:10,680 --> 01:16:12,153 She seem strange to you? 1550 01:16:13,573 --> 01:16:16,788 Yeah, just a little, but could be a lot going on. 1551 01:16:16,830 --> 01:16:19,158 I saw bruises on her wrists, you know, 1552 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:20,598 when her shirt went up? 1553 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:25,640 Oh, you think there might be somethin' goin' on at home? 1554 01:16:27,150 --> 01:16:29,568 At home? Oh, I don't know. 1555 01:16:29,610 --> 01:16:31,960 I mean, something's definitely going on, but... 1556 01:16:35,102 --> 01:16:36,513 I didn't wanna say anything, 1557 01:16:37,372 --> 01:16:39,933 but she has like bite marks on her neck. 1558 01:16:41,770 --> 01:16:43,668 I'm probably just seeing things. 1559 01:16:43,710 --> 01:16:45,708 I'm on this new medication, and... 1560 01:16:45,750 --> 01:16:47,283 No, I saw the bite marks. 1561 01:16:49,470 --> 01:16:51,498 They weren't from me, though. 1562 01:16:51,540 --> 01:16:53,703 And not that big compared to what I can do. 1563 01:16:56,425 --> 01:16:58,832 Sorry, what? 1564 01:17:05,850 --> 01:17:07,008 Look, I'm sorry guys, I gotta go. 1565 01:17:07,050 --> 01:17:09,168 The husband and everything, and oh, he's gone. 1566 01:17:09,210 --> 01:17:12,020 Whatever. Hey listen, Andy, you probably... 1567 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:15,671 Okay, I don't think there's any need 1568 01:17:15,713 --> 01:17:17,388 to call you by your last name anymore. 1569 01:17:17,430 --> 01:17:19,038 I'm so sorry. 1570 01:17:19,080 --> 01:17:21,258 Yeah, I gotta go. I gotta... 1571 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:22,400 Screw this. 1572 01:17:23,976 --> 01:17:24,813 Hi. 1573 01:17:30,245 --> 01:17:31,718 You need a lift? 1574 01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:32,831 I'm good. 1575 01:17:32,873 --> 01:17:36,243 Your daughter is a bit of a brat. 1576 01:17:38,070 --> 01:17:40,441 Ooh. 1577 01:17:40,483 --> 01:17:43,289 Ooh, you smell so good. 1578 01:17:44,220 --> 01:17:48,048 Even better than Andy did. 1579 01:17:48,090 --> 01:17:49,848 My daughter may not use her pencils, 1580 01:17:49,890 --> 01:17:51,513 but I still write in cursive. 1581 01:18:01,020 --> 01:18:02,583 That's gonna leave a mark. 1582 01:18:03,535 --> 01:18:05,114 I hope so. 1583 01:18:22,367 --> 01:18:23,953 Relax, Linda. 1584 01:18:23,995 --> 01:18:28,143 We're just here to look at your test results from last week. 1585 01:18:30,390 --> 01:18:31,908 Rest assured, you're fine. 1586 01:18:31,950 --> 01:18:32,783 Yeah. 1587 01:18:35,250 --> 01:18:36,423 Are you all right? 1588 01:18:37,350 --> 01:18:41,718 Yeah. Just crazy morning, you know. 1589 01:18:41,760 --> 01:18:42,918 Had to go to Morgan's school, 1590 01:18:42,960 --> 01:18:45,498 you know, the daughter. 1591 01:18:45,540 --> 01:18:49,908 But by any chance, have you seen anything weird 1592 01:18:49,950 --> 01:18:51,648 with other patients today? 1593 01:18:51,690 --> 01:18:53,028 Besides myself, of course. 1594 01:18:53,070 --> 01:18:55,218 You really need to relax. 1595 01:18:55,260 --> 01:18:57,603 It's much better for you and the child. 1596 01:18:59,370 --> 01:19:00,993 Did you say child? 1597 01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:03,858 You're pregnant. 1598 01:19:03,900 --> 01:19:04,850 Martin's so dead. 1599 01:19:06,313 --> 01:19:08,013 Say that one more time. 1600 01:19:09,150 --> 01:19:13,353 Congratulations. You're two months along. 1601 01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,668 Just by any chance, 1602 01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:18,468 would that happen to be, you know, 1603 01:19:18,510 --> 01:19:20,388 say one that was two months along 1604 01:19:20,430 --> 01:19:21,678 created, like, oh I don't know, 1605 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:24,438 the last day or two for a fast growin' baby? 1606 01:19:24,480 --> 01:19:25,713 I wouldn't think so. 1607 01:19:27,330 --> 01:19:31,158 You know, you were here last week to do your labs, remember? 1608 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,778 Yeah, I did. 1609 01:19:32,820 --> 01:19:36,588 So, I know it's just, emotional right now. 1610 01:19:36,630 --> 01:19:38,148 Just a little bit, you know, teenage, 1611 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:39,798 find out baby and everything. 1612 01:19:39,840 --> 01:19:43,435 Can we do this later? 1613 01:19:43,477 --> 01:19:44,613 Right, we can wait. 1614 01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,838 I'm going to go now and get my nurse 1615 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:50,478 and we're going to make an appointment for you next week. 1616 01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:52,128 I would be so grateful for that. 1617 01:19:52,170 --> 01:19:54,078 - Okay, well. - It's the shock. 1618 01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:57,497 Just the stay right there for a moment. 1619 01:19:57,539 --> 01:19:59,268 All right, I'll be right back. 1620 01:19:59,310 --> 01:20:01,823 He's dead. Martin's dead, Martin's dead. 1621 01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:10,306 Bathroom break? 1622 01:20:14,790 --> 01:20:16,323 Hell no. Nope, nope, nope. 1623 01:20:20,099 --> 01:20:21,182 Woo! Spicy. 1624 01:20:29,610 --> 01:20:30,443 Stupid door. 1625 01:20:31,355 --> 01:20:32,146 Hey! 1626 01:20:32,188 --> 01:20:34,413 Ooh, screw that. They can bill me. 1627 01:20:37,124 --> 01:20:42,124 How about that exam now? 1628 01:20:42,991 --> 01:20:44,718 You know, how about next week, or like never? 1629 01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:46,998 - No. Now. - Let's talk about it. 1630 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,536 Let's talk about that. 1631 01:20:56,692 --> 01:20:59,148 I can be your new doctor. 1632 01:20:59,190 --> 01:21:01,248 Great at drawing blood. 1633 01:21:01,290 --> 01:21:05,553 In fact, if you wait right there, I can show you. 1634 01:21:07,407 --> 01:21:10,490 Wait, where are you going? Come back. 1635 01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:19,428 This is great. Okay, just great. 1636 01:21:19,470 --> 01:21:21,558 You know, what you could do? 1637 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:24,873 You could stay home and play video games for money. 1638 01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:28,188 Does it look like I play video games? 1639 01:21:28,230 --> 01:21:29,930 I can't even get him to with me. 1640 01:21:30,973 --> 01:21:35,718 All right, or look, you didn't kill your boss. 1641 01:21:35,760 --> 01:21:38,808 He's not dead, technically, 1642 01:21:38,850 --> 01:21:41,538 so maybe you can go get your job back. 1643 01:21:41,580 --> 01:21:43,578 You know, you've got a point there. 1644 01:21:43,620 --> 01:21:46,278 What the hell happened to you? 1645 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:48,395 Oh, you know, just a typical day for a housewife. 1646 01:21:48,437 --> 01:21:51,378 I went to our daughter's school and guess what? 1647 01:21:51,420 --> 01:21:52,398 I killed her counselor. 1648 01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:54,798 And on top of it, her teacher Andy, is now dead. 1649 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,003 I never liked him much. 1650 01:21:56,887 --> 01:21:58,416 Gave way too much homework. 1651 01:21:58,458 --> 01:22:01,968 And of course, to make matters worse, 1652 01:22:02,010 --> 01:22:04,468 I also went to the doctors today, 1653 01:22:04,510 --> 01:22:07,908 and I just happened to find out that we are now pregnant. 1654 01:22:07,950 --> 01:22:09,924 Two months along, so you're gettin' fixed asap. 1655 01:22:09,966 --> 01:22:12,498 What? What, we're pregnant? 1656 01:22:12,540 --> 01:22:15,408 You waited until I was 13 to have another kid? 1657 01:22:15,450 --> 01:22:17,568 Congratulations. 1658 01:22:17,610 --> 01:22:18,918 Why do you need a new doctor? 1659 01:22:18,960 --> 01:22:22,038 I killed her. She's like a pile of goo or dust now. 1660 01:22:22,080 --> 01:22:22,871 But you know what? 1661 01:22:22,913 --> 01:22:25,518 I didn't like her, so it doesn't matter. 1662 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,648 There's a lotta blood on your face, sweetie. 1663 01:22:27,690 --> 01:22:29,598 Oh yeah, that little thing there, too. 1664 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:31,368 See, I was outside of there leaving 1665 01:22:31,410 --> 01:22:33,408 when of course a patient had their head pulled off, 1666 01:22:33,450 --> 01:22:34,241 which was Cody's wife. 1667 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:36,918 So please, dear God, don't tell him a vampire attacked. 1668 01:22:36,960 --> 01:22:40,458 And speaking of which, why are you not at work? 1669 01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:42,678 Oh, extended lunch break. 1670 01:22:42,720 --> 01:22:43,511 I'll say. 1671 01:22:43,553 --> 01:22:46,398 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go get a snack, 1672 01:22:46,440 --> 01:22:49,098 clean my face, and I'm gonna go to the morgue 1673 01:22:49,140 --> 01:22:50,988 to get your blood bags. 1674 01:22:51,030 --> 01:22:53,148 - Can I go with you? - No! 1675 01:22:53,190 --> 01:22:57,833 Honey, I think you should stay here and relax. 1676 01:22:58,860 --> 01:22:59,928 You want me to relax? 1677 01:22:59,970 --> 01:23:01,188 Yeah. 1678 01:23:01,230 --> 01:23:03,288 You want me to freakin' relax? 1679 01:23:03,330 --> 01:23:05,088 Oh, I will not freakin' relax 1680 01:23:05,130 --> 01:23:07,068 because guess what's happening right now. 1681 01:23:07,110 --> 01:23:09,978 We are running outta blood very, very fast, 1682 01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:12,498 and of course on top of it, our neighbors are getting killed 1683 01:23:12,540 --> 01:23:13,788 and they're trying to kill me 1684 01:23:13,830 --> 01:23:15,915 while our daughter is a vampire right now. 1685 01:23:15,957 --> 01:23:17,958 And then there's hundreds of bunny rabbits 1686 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:18,948 going around our neighborhood. 1687 01:23:18,990 --> 01:23:20,838 So nobody's going to tell me to relax 1688 01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:24,220 when I'm having a freakin' meltdown! 1689 01:23:24,262 --> 01:23:27,229 Uh-oh, she's goin' after the chips. 1690 01:23:27,271 --> 01:23:28,447 - What does that mean? - Chips. 1691 01:23:28,489 --> 01:23:30,697 Y'all go to hell. 1692 01:23:30,739 --> 01:23:32,572 She's pissed. 1693 01:23:41,497 --> 01:23:42,581 You okay? 1694 01:23:42,623 --> 01:23:45,623 Yeah, I think I just got bit by something like a mosquito. 1695 01:23:47,550 --> 01:23:49,908 Are you sure it was a mosquito? 1696 01:23:49,950 --> 01:23:51,303 Yeah, I hope so. 1697 01:23:53,520 --> 01:23:54,648 Oh God, I don't know how you can stand 1698 01:23:54,690 --> 01:23:56,490 to look at dead bodies all day long. 1699 01:23:57,336 --> 01:23:59,361 You get used to it. 1700 01:23:59,403 --> 01:24:01,308 I'll be right back. 1701 01:24:01,350 --> 01:24:03,005 Hurry back. 1702 01:24:03,047 --> 01:24:03,880 Great. 1703 01:24:04,903 --> 01:24:05,736 Oh God. 1704 01:24:10,243 --> 01:24:13,023 I didn't nibble on you. I promise. 1705 01:24:20,306 --> 01:24:21,713 Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. 1706 01:24:30,589 --> 01:24:33,120 I'm not into this kind of stuff. I'm really not! 1707 01:24:33,162 --> 01:24:34,477 I'm not into this kinda stuff. 1708 01:24:34,519 --> 01:24:36,130 I'm not into this kinda stuff. 1709 01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:39,009 I don't do this kinda thing. Martin! 1710 01:24:39,051 --> 01:24:40,578 I don't do this kinda stuff. 1711 01:24:40,620 --> 01:24:43,338 Hey Blaine, I got a fresh stiff for you. 1712 01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:44,746 What the hell? 1713 01:24:52,983 --> 01:24:56,613 Damn it. That was my body delivery guy. 1714 01:25:00,630 --> 01:25:01,665 I liked him. 1715 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:13,563 Okay, Redfield, disarm. 1716 01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,153 It's okay, you can look at me. 1717 01:25:22,290 --> 01:25:23,928 I promise I won't hurt you right now. 1718 01:25:23,970 --> 01:25:25,120 I don't wanna hurt you. 1719 01:25:30,900 --> 01:25:33,378 I recognize those two marks anywhere. 1720 01:25:33,420 --> 01:25:37,923 By the way, nibbles? They take longer to fade away. 1721 01:25:39,078 --> 01:25:41,161 Just let me go. 1722 01:25:44,040 --> 01:25:46,677 I'm not the one you have to worry about. 1723 01:25:46,719 --> 01:25:48,713 I already told you, I don't wanna hurt you. 1724 01:25:51,494 --> 01:25:54,618 What are you gonna do? 1725 01:25:54,660 --> 01:25:58,353 Well, right now, you have a love tap, basically. 1726 01:25:59,460 --> 01:26:00,293 A nibble. 1727 01:26:01,470 --> 01:26:05,013 It takes three of these to be fully controlled by a vampire. 1728 01:26:06,360 --> 01:26:09,048 A full bite turns you into a vampire. 1729 01:26:09,090 --> 01:26:12,843 Nibbles allow a vampire to have a vampire of their own. 1730 01:26:14,220 --> 01:26:16,953 You know, a life partner, basically. 1731 01:26:19,350 --> 01:26:24,350 Someone, or should I say a vampire, is trying to claim you. 1732 01:26:24,484 --> 01:26:26,194 But I'm married. 1733 01:26:26,236 --> 01:26:29,620 So what's that supposed to mean? 1734 01:26:30,637 --> 01:26:32,568 You know, I wonder what would happen 1735 01:26:32,610 --> 01:26:34,413 if we were to share these nibbles. 1736 01:26:35,550 --> 01:26:38,550 To be fair, my brother and I have shared a lot in this life. 1737 01:26:42,660 --> 01:26:44,958 Huh, you have one here, too. 1738 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:46,350 I don't recognize that one. 1739 01:27:02,280 --> 01:27:04,068 Linda, have you ever found yourself 1740 01:27:04,110 --> 01:27:05,583 feeling alone in this world? 1741 01:27:07,110 --> 01:27:10,293 So alone that not even your own husband understands you? 1742 01:27:22,124 --> 01:27:24,493 I wonder who nibbled your ear. 1743 01:27:24,535 --> 01:27:25,952 Just let me go! 1744 01:27:28,597 --> 01:27:32,103 How about a snack with me? 1745 01:27:33,059 --> 01:27:35,189 Martin! 1746 01:27:35,231 --> 01:27:36,558 Dad! 1747 01:27:36,600 --> 01:27:38,208 Oh my head. 1748 01:27:38,250 --> 01:27:39,348 Head pounding? 1749 01:27:39,390 --> 01:27:40,848 Yeah. 1750 01:27:40,890 --> 01:27:43,253 Think that means your wife needs you. 1751 01:27:43,295 --> 01:27:46,038 You think my head would pound when she yells at me. 1752 01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,328 Yeah, but check it out. 1753 01:27:47,370 --> 01:27:50,118 I was reading about connections, right, between partners? 1754 01:27:50,160 --> 01:27:51,798 It's about true love, man. 1755 01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:54,558 Your wife needs you. She's in danger. 1756 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:59,600 Did, uh, did you by chance nipple your wife? 1757 01:27:59,820 --> 01:28:01,458 Nipple? Nibble? 1758 01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:02,333 Huh? 1759 01:28:03,540 --> 01:28:05,178 Nibble. Nibble, nibble. 1760 01:28:05,220 --> 01:28:07,338 I said nibble, man. Damn. 1761 01:28:07,380 --> 01:28:08,928 Well did you? 1762 01:28:08,970 --> 01:28:09,953 Maybe. 1763 01:28:09,995 --> 01:28:12,438 - Ooh, Mom's gonna kill you. - Hold on, gotta wipe my eye. 1764 01:28:12,480 --> 01:28:14,328 Ooh, I'm already dead. 1765 01:28:14,370 --> 01:28:15,798 Whatever. 1766 01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:18,228 Oh, at least it wasn't slash, gnash, dash. 1767 01:28:18,270 --> 01:28:20,209 She really woulda killed me then. 1768 01:28:20,251 --> 01:28:22,698 I don't know, she said something about the morgue. 1769 01:28:22,740 --> 01:28:24,318 The one by the cemetery. 1770 01:28:24,360 --> 01:28:28,548 Yeah, that's a really good place for vampires to hang out. 1771 01:28:28,590 --> 01:28:29,381 Man, I'd be worried. 1772 01:28:29,423 --> 01:28:31,913 I think somebody's trying to stake a claim on your wife. 1773 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:35,778 You know, human partners are easier to control, 1774 01:28:35,820 --> 01:28:37,668 and if somebody else is trying to nibble her... 1775 01:28:37,710 --> 01:28:39,678 They do realize she sucks at cooking, right? 1776 01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:41,470 Yeah, I don't think that matters. 1777 01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:45,378 Well, what if she's been nibbled by multiple vampires? 1778 01:28:45,420 --> 01:28:46,848 Well, that's very interesting. 1779 01:28:46,890 --> 01:28:50,478 You see, she would have to have been nibbled three times, 1780 01:28:50,520 --> 01:28:53,088 a triple nibble, or subsequently, 1781 01:28:53,130 --> 01:28:55,398 if someone did the big bite combo, 1782 01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,048 then you'd really be in trouble because- 1783 01:28:57,090 --> 01:28:58,638 Okay, now it just sounds like you're ordering 1784 01:28:58,680 --> 01:29:00,048 from a fast food place. 1785 01:29:00,090 --> 01:29:01,698 Well, if she were running, she would be fast food. 1786 01:29:01,740 --> 01:29:02,658 Yeah, oh God. 1787 01:29:02,700 --> 01:29:07,278 Okay, Arnold, you stay here with Morgan. 1788 01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:09,708 I'm gonna ping some others and go to the cemetery. 1789 01:29:09,750 --> 01:29:10,541 But Dad! 1790 01:29:10,583 --> 01:29:14,329 Honey, stay here. This is my battle. 1791 01:29:14,371 --> 01:29:15,468 But we're family. 1792 01:29:15,510 --> 01:29:18,588 I know, and sometimes being a family 1793 01:29:18,630 --> 01:29:22,263 means letting your dad protect you and your mom. 1794 01:29:23,220 --> 01:29:24,558 Stay here. 1795 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:26,283 - Go get Mom. - Yeah. 1796 01:29:30,630 --> 01:29:33,258 But first I'm gonna change my suit. 1797 01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:34,668 Um... 1798 01:29:34,710 --> 01:29:35,883 It's vintage. 1799 01:29:38,751 --> 01:29:41,027 Hey, Arnold, wanna play a game? 1800 01:29:42,597 --> 01:29:45,738 All right, as long as you keep your filthy little mitts 1801 01:29:45,780 --> 01:29:49,398 off of my blood smoothie, you little ankle biter. 1802 01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:51,618 That's neck biter to you. 1803 01:29:51,660 --> 01:29:53,435 Think I'm scared of you, pipsqueak? 1804 01:29:54,310 --> 01:29:56,500 Hey, keep it up and I'm gonna tell your dad. 1805 01:30:02,370 --> 01:30:03,588 Linda wasn't in the cemetery, 1806 01:30:03,630 --> 01:30:06,483 so let's go check out this crypt, all right? 1807 01:30:08,760 --> 01:30:09,993 Stay close, everybody. 1808 01:30:10,980 --> 01:30:12,579 - Everybody? - Yeah. 1809 01:30:12,621 --> 01:30:14,762 I thought we had more help than this. 1810 01:30:14,804 --> 01:30:16,168 Even my wife Farrah's not here to help. 1811 01:30:16,210 --> 01:30:18,828 Yeah, probably delayed. Lots of vamps in town. 1812 01:30:18,870 --> 01:30:20,370 Or fighting for their lives. 1813 01:30:24,900 --> 01:30:26,418 Or fighting for their food. 1814 01:30:26,460 --> 01:30:28,760 Or fighting for the starving kids in Africa. 1815 01:30:31,770 --> 01:30:33,768 Wow, what a cheerful group. 1816 01:30:33,810 --> 01:30:35,913 All right, come on, come on, come on. 1817 01:30:38,491 --> 01:30:40,741 Whoa, whoa, whoa, Martin. 1818 01:30:41,670 --> 01:30:44,441 I might not be the most brightest man in the world, 1819 01:30:44,483 --> 01:30:48,742 but I definitely would not be untying her. 1820 01:30:48,784 --> 01:30:50,873 Are you crazy? I can't just leave her like that. 1821 01:30:52,440 --> 01:30:54,190 I wouldn't do that if I were you. 1822 01:30:55,470 --> 01:30:56,553 Get outta my way. 1823 01:30:57,570 --> 01:30:59,591 I'm not the one you need to worry about. 1824 01:30:59,633 --> 01:31:03,813 Oh, well in that case, get outta my way now. 1825 01:31:05,850 --> 01:31:06,683 If you say so. 1826 01:31:09,390 --> 01:31:13,143 Hi there. 1827 01:31:15,750 --> 01:31:17,658 Deb, what the hell are you doing? 1828 01:31:17,700 --> 01:31:19,443 Going to the winning side. 1829 01:31:20,340 --> 01:31:23,058 More of us, less of you. 1830 01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:25,623 What's up, dude? Welcome to the winning side. 1831 01:31:26,820 --> 01:31:30,108 Welcome, everyone! 1832 01:31:30,150 --> 01:31:33,798 You must be Linda's husband Martin. 1833 01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,281 It's nice to meet you. 1834 01:31:35,323 --> 01:31:38,478 I see you've met my brother, Blaine. 1835 01:31:38,520 --> 01:31:39,620 I tried to warn you. 1836 01:31:40,644 --> 01:31:43,715 You know, I don't know why people don't listen to me more. 1837 01:31:43,757 --> 01:31:45,236 Let her go. 1838 01:31:45,278 --> 01:31:46,308 "Let her go." 1839 01:31:46,350 --> 01:31:48,476 Let's try that again, Martin. 1840 01:31:48,518 --> 01:31:51,740 I want you to say, "Oh, please, please let her go." 1841 01:31:54,030 --> 01:31:55,998 We wanna be polite about this, right? 1842 01:31:56,040 --> 01:31:58,158 Drop dead, or get... 1843 01:31:58,200 --> 01:31:59,223 Shut up. 1844 01:32:00,870 --> 01:32:05,058 Anyway, Martin, I don't know if you know this or not, 1845 01:32:05,100 --> 01:32:08,763 but I've been visiting your wife. 1846 01:32:10,410 --> 01:32:11,463 Excuse me? 1847 01:32:13,290 --> 01:32:18,018 How about I shove you inside a teeny tiny little coffin? 1848 01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:19,098 He bites. 1849 01:32:19,140 --> 01:32:20,928 Gee, ya think? 1850 01:32:20,970 --> 01:32:23,613 It's my sister-in-law. She's the funny one. 1851 01:32:24,840 --> 01:32:29,840 Anyway, as I was saying, you know, the last two days 1852 01:32:29,970 --> 01:32:31,720 where she thought she was dreaming? 1853 01:32:33,050 --> 01:32:35,178 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 1854 01:32:35,220 --> 01:32:36,603 How'd you get in our house? 1855 01:32:38,610 --> 01:32:42,133 Linda was sleepwalking again, wasn't she? 1856 01:32:42,175 --> 01:32:43,758 - Ah, yeah, yeah. - Damn it. 1857 01:32:43,800 --> 01:32:48,078 Made it super easy. 1858 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:51,918 So I brought her here, trying to make her feel better, 1859 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:56,583 you know, comfort her the way a husband would. 1860 01:32:57,480 --> 01:33:00,438 Yeah, so you think bringing her to some creepy crypt 1861 01:33:00,480 --> 01:33:03,588 is like a good idea for a date night? 1862 01:33:03,630 --> 01:33:05,463 You work with what you have. 1863 01:33:06,600 --> 01:33:08,718 It's really not that bad actually. 1864 01:33:08,760 --> 01:33:11,298 I mean, we do own the morgue now, 1865 01:33:11,340 --> 01:33:13,608 and it's great what they have for us there. 1866 01:33:13,650 --> 01:33:18,423 Plus, the crypt is a great place to hide people, right? 1867 01:33:19,429 --> 01:33:22,023 I was trying to say, before I was interrupted, 1868 01:33:23,340 --> 01:33:28,008 you see, Martin, I'm not just trying to turn her 1869 01:33:28,050 --> 01:33:28,938 into a blood sucker. 1870 01:33:28,980 --> 01:33:33,513 She still has a pure soul, a soft side. 1871 01:33:34,740 --> 01:33:36,358 And a soft neck. 1872 01:33:40,860 --> 01:33:45,168 So, Martin, you can do one of two things. 1873 01:33:45,210 --> 01:33:50,210 You can let her go, or you could fight for her. 1874 01:33:52,380 --> 01:33:55,773 That would be a lotta fun. 1875 01:33:57,270 --> 01:33:58,938 Just one moment please. 1876 01:33:58,980 --> 01:34:01,608 Would somebody take the tape off her mouth? 1877 01:34:01,650 --> 01:34:03,900 Think she's trying to say something. 1878 01:34:04,775 --> 01:34:07,248 Sure. 1879 01:34:07,290 --> 01:34:08,123 Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. 1880 01:34:14,626 --> 01:34:16,638 By the way, Milton, your brother sucked on me, too! 1881 01:34:16,680 --> 01:34:19,968 Damn, man, is everybody suckin' on your wife? 1882 01:34:20,010 --> 01:34:22,818 That sounds wrong on so many levels, 1883 01:34:22,860 --> 01:34:25,638 but your wife is the one that sucked on me. 1884 01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:30,198 Wait a minute, are you telling me that my wife sucks? 1885 01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:31,623 She does now apparently. 1886 01:34:32,655 --> 01:34:33,978 Not on me she doesn't. 1887 01:34:34,020 --> 01:34:38,518 Who told you that you could suck on her, Blaine? 1888 01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:40,638 You know what, guys? Guess what? 1889 01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:42,588 I sucked on my wife, too. 1890 01:34:42,630 --> 01:34:44,898 Okay, there, I said it. 1891 01:34:44,940 --> 01:34:48,648 Before you did or you did, okay? 1892 01:34:48,690 --> 01:34:50,088 Darling, I love you. 1893 01:34:50,130 --> 01:34:53,088 I promise it was just a little bit of a nibble 1894 01:34:53,130 --> 01:34:53,921 on the first night. 1895 01:34:53,963 --> 01:34:55,764 I didn't go in too deep, okay? 1896 01:34:56,639 --> 01:34:57,528 That's disgusting. 1897 01:34:57,570 --> 01:34:58,968 Stay outta this, Angel. 1898 01:34:59,010 --> 01:35:02,838 Excuse me. I'm just sayin'. 1899 01:35:02,880 --> 01:35:05,388 Why do you always get everything, Milton? 1900 01:35:05,430 --> 01:35:08,148 She's more like me than you. 1901 01:35:08,190 --> 01:35:09,288 Why do you get to have her? 1902 01:35:09,330 --> 01:35:11,358 I'm the oldest. 1903 01:35:11,400 --> 01:35:13,065 So fucking what? 1904 01:35:13,107 --> 01:35:15,138 I'm the one that does all the work around here! 1905 01:35:15,180 --> 01:35:17,887 I have just as much right to her as you do. 1906 01:35:17,929 --> 01:35:20,418 This is great. 1907 01:35:20,460 --> 01:35:23,058 This is just fuckin' great! 1908 01:35:23,100 --> 01:35:26,718 What, all three of us have a piece of her? 1909 01:35:26,760 --> 01:35:27,798 Busy girl. 1910 01:35:27,840 --> 01:35:29,637 Shut up. You suck. 1911 01:35:30,664 --> 01:35:32,014 And you suck. And you suck! 1912 01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:37,158 Yeah, we all suck, all right? 1913 01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:41,508 - So keep her. - Hmm? 1914 01:35:41,550 --> 01:35:43,428 Sorry. What was that? 1915 01:35:43,470 --> 01:35:46,008 No, really. Keep her. 1916 01:35:46,050 --> 01:35:48,618 She's been pissing me off all year anyway. 1917 01:35:48,660 --> 01:35:53,118 Nag, nag, nag. Boring, boring, boring. 1918 01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:54,588 It's not worth the fight. 1919 01:35:54,630 --> 01:35:58,963 Plus, you gotta deal with a baby on the way. 1920 01:35:59,880 --> 01:36:02,118 Yeah, having a human to control 1921 01:36:02,160 --> 01:36:03,678 has always been a big part of the deal, 1922 01:36:03,720 --> 01:36:08,598 but that baby, oh that baby has a hell of a life force. 1923 01:36:08,640 --> 01:36:12,048 Yeah, well wait till all the crying and whining 1924 01:36:12,090 --> 01:36:13,542 just like Linda. 1925 01:36:13,584 --> 01:36:15,334 in your ear. 1926 01:36:17,640 --> 01:36:19,848 What about you, Blaine? 1927 01:36:19,890 --> 01:36:20,723 What about me? 1928 01:36:21,900 --> 01:36:24,978 Well, you want her too, right? Yeah? 1929 01:36:25,020 --> 01:36:26,868 Well fight for her. Grow up. 1930 01:36:26,910 --> 01:36:30,678 This is my chance to get out and your chance to get in. 1931 01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:33,498 You have as much right to her as he does. 1932 01:36:33,540 --> 01:36:38,540 Besides, I'm pretty sure you could take him. 1933 01:36:38,940 --> 01:36:39,798 Shut up, Martin. 1934 01:36:39,840 --> 01:36:42,708 Yeah, shut up Martin. 1935 01:36:42,750 --> 01:36:43,803 You, too, Milton. 1936 01:36:45,210 --> 01:36:47,688 Excuse me, what did you just say to me? 1937 01:36:47,730 --> 01:36:49,548 You heard what I said. I said shut up. 1938 01:36:49,590 --> 01:36:51,348 There you go, Blaine. 1939 01:36:51,390 --> 01:36:52,368 Now! 1940 01:36:52,410 --> 01:36:53,887 - No. - Pray to God. 1941 01:37:09,616 --> 01:37:10,990 You bitch! 1942 01:37:11,032 --> 01:37:13,488 Oh God, you weigh a ton. 1943 01:37:13,530 --> 01:37:16,010 Least I still fit in my jeans. 1944 01:37:17,340 --> 01:37:20,013 You know, I fight and I bite. 1945 01:37:21,642 --> 01:37:25,151 - I do like a good cat fight. - Mm-hmm. 1946 01:37:26,529 --> 01:37:29,341 Get off me. 1947 01:37:29,383 --> 01:37:30,918 But I'm your best friend. 1948 01:37:30,960 --> 01:37:32,441 Not anymore. 1949 01:37:36,420 --> 01:37:38,238 Who's on the winning side now? 1950 01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:40,938 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, are you sure we can't talk it out? 1951 01:37:40,980 --> 01:37:42,348 I do not have time for this. 1952 01:37:42,390 --> 01:37:43,548 You wanna go? Come on. 1953 01:37:43,590 --> 01:37:44,688 You know I'm a shrink. 1954 01:37:44,730 --> 01:37:47,478 We can probably work on whatever shitshow this is. 1955 01:37:47,520 --> 01:37:49,068 Yeah, you are a bad guy 1956 01:37:49,110 --> 01:37:51,288 and you're keeping me from my wife, so move. 1957 01:37:51,330 --> 01:37:53,238 Hey, maybe after all this is done, 1958 01:37:53,280 --> 01:37:54,528 I could offer you some free therapy. 1959 01:37:54,570 --> 01:37:55,788 We could talk about the missus. 1960 01:37:55,830 --> 01:37:57,378 I hear marriage bites. 1961 01:37:57,420 --> 01:37:59,942 Sure. Just not from you. 1962 01:38:01,050 --> 01:38:02,133 Your rates suck. 1963 01:38:08,738 --> 01:38:10,326 So sorry. I'm so sorry, my love. 1964 01:38:10,368 --> 01:38:11,159 Muah, I'm so sorry. 1965 01:38:11,201 --> 01:38:13,398 It was just a nibble on the first night. 1966 01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:15,484 I promise I didn't mean anything I said. 1967 01:38:15,526 --> 01:38:16,317 Hands, hands, hands, hands. 1968 01:38:16,359 --> 01:38:17,150 I didn't mean anything I said. 1969 01:38:17,192 --> 01:38:18,512 Okay, I'm comin', I'm comin'. 1970 01:38:18,554 --> 01:38:20,538 Okay, here we go. Okay, shh. 1971 01:38:20,580 --> 01:38:21,379 Love you. 1972 01:38:21,421 --> 01:38:22,212 You know, if this were a horror film, 1973 01:38:22,254 --> 01:38:23,208 this would be the worst timing for this, 1974 01:38:23,250 --> 01:38:24,318 you know, just saying. 1975 01:38:24,360 --> 01:38:25,151 Other hand. 1976 01:38:25,193 --> 01:38:26,644 Perfect timing, then. 1977 01:38:26,686 --> 01:38:28,729 Oh! 1978 01:38:31,050 --> 01:38:33,345 Excuse me. I'll be right back. 1979 01:38:35,160 --> 01:38:36,798 Let go of my hair. 1980 01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:39,678 Why, you like cheap extensions? 1981 01:38:39,720 --> 01:38:42,746 Oh, hell no. That Angel bitch is going after my girl. 1982 01:38:51,690 --> 01:38:53,358 I love redheads. 1983 01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:54,850 Little heavy on the ginger. 1984 01:38:57,176 --> 01:38:58,112 Okay. 1985 01:38:58,154 --> 01:38:59,571 Okay, okay, okay. 1986 01:39:00,517 --> 01:39:03,181 No, no, no, no. 1987 01:39:11,340 --> 01:39:12,189 Hi. 1988 01:39:12,231 --> 01:39:14,331 Martin, I need some help here! 1989 01:39:14,373 --> 01:39:19,256 Kinda busy right now. 1990 01:39:19,298 --> 01:39:21,926 Martin! 1991 01:39:21,968 --> 01:39:23,617 Come on, Martin, come back! 1992 01:39:23,659 --> 01:39:25,076 No time for this! 1993 01:39:27,425 --> 01:39:30,078 I feel like I could give you my wishlist like Santa. 1994 01:39:30,120 --> 01:39:31,323 Do I look like Santa? 1995 01:39:32,185 --> 01:39:35,298 No, but it would be a lot easier 1996 01:39:35,340 --> 01:39:37,788 if you would give me permission. 1997 01:39:37,830 --> 01:39:39,333 Get off me now. 1998 01:39:40,513 --> 01:39:43,368 I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that. 1999 01:39:43,410 --> 01:39:44,643 Bite me! 2000 01:39:45,641 --> 01:39:46,673 Really? 2001 01:39:46,715 --> 01:39:47,938 Oh shit. 2002 01:39:47,980 --> 01:39:50,837 Oh man. 2003 01:39:50,879 --> 01:39:52,697 Oh, God dog, Eddie. God dog. 2004 01:39:52,739 --> 01:39:54,468 Eddie, Eddie. Come on, Ed, stop playin'. 2005 01:39:54,510 --> 01:39:55,668 Eddie stop. 2006 01:39:55,710 --> 01:39:57,288 Stop, stop, stop playin'. Stop playin'! 2007 01:39:57,330 --> 01:39:58,798 Stop playin', Eddie. 2008 01:39:58,840 --> 01:40:00,158 God dog. 2009 01:40:00,200 --> 01:40:02,118 Oh God, I hope he turned around. 2010 01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:03,258 Oh! Damn. 2011 01:40:03,300 --> 01:40:04,460 Oh snap. 2012 01:40:05,335 --> 01:40:06,408 God, did you just tackle me? 2013 01:40:06,450 --> 01:40:08,058 Yeah, goddamn it, Eddie. 2014 01:40:08,100 --> 01:40:11,105 You know we too big to be playing football movie. 2015 01:40:12,870 --> 01:40:13,770 My damn hamstring! 2016 01:40:15,690 --> 01:40:17,928 It won't hurt. Come on! 2017 01:40:17,970 --> 01:40:18,798 Get away from me! 2018 01:40:18,840 --> 01:40:20,718 Oh, we can make it... 2019 01:40:20,760 --> 01:40:22,458 It'll be like a kissing game. 2020 01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:23,598 Suck and blow! 2021 01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:25,188 - Spin the bottle! - Go away! 2022 01:40:25,230 --> 01:40:27,166 Come on, work with me, baby. 2023 01:40:27,208 --> 01:40:28,351 Go away! 2024 01:40:28,393 --> 01:40:30,647 You gave me permission. 2025 01:40:30,689 --> 01:40:32,816 It was an expression! 2026 01:40:32,858 --> 01:40:35,618 Get away from me! 2027 01:40:35,660 --> 01:40:39,216 Why is everything here so damn tall! 2028 01:40:45,143 --> 01:40:46,627 No! No! 2029 01:40:46,669 --> 01:40:47,685 No! 2030 01:40:49,683 --> 01:40:50,516 Linda. 2031 01:40:52,274 --> 01:40:54,270 Hey, look at me. 2032 01:40:54,312 --> 01:40:57,108 - Look at me. - Not yet, not yet. 2033 01:40:57,150 --> 01:40:57,993 My head hurts. 2034 01:41:03,840 --> 01:41:05,796 We don't have the greatest choices here 2035 01:41:05,838 --> 01:41:07,398 and we don't have a lotta time, okay? 2036 01:41:07,440 --> 01:41:12,440 So, honey, hey, you need to let me turn you into vampire, 2037 01:41:13,547 --> 01:41:16,728 or you let Tweedle Dickhead and Tweedle Dumbfuck 2038 01:41:16,770 --> 01:41:18,348 turn you into a vampire. 2039 01:41:20,307 --> 01:41:22,878 I'm so tired of this. 2040 01:41:22,920 --> 01:41:25,218 Just because you're older than me 2041 01:41:25,260 --> 01:41:27,393 doesn't mean I need to listen to you. 2042 01:41:28,716 --> 01:41:30,697 Being younger, yes it does. 2043 01:41:41,390 --> 01:41:43,898 You son of a bitch. 2044 01:41:43,940 --> 01:41:45,088 You killed her. 2045 01:41:45,130 --> 01:41:46,773 Now I have nothing left. 2046 01:41:47,610 --> 01:41:48,443 You happy? 2047 01:41:50,730 --> 01:41:51,678 You just kill me, Blaine. 2048 01:41:51,720 --> 01:41:52,833 Just fucking kill me. 2049 01:41:53,730 --> 01:41:55,218 Kill me! 2050 01:41:55,260 --> 01:41:56,410 Don't you mean again? 2051 01:41:58,170 --> 01:41:59,448 Whatever. 2052 01:41:59,490 --> 01:42:00,753 She's dead? No. 2053 01:42:03,737 --> 01:42:06,213 I'm so tired of killing people! 2054 01:42:07,806 --> 01:42:10,833 But I guess I could make an exception for you. 2055 01:42:13,702 --> 01:42:16,860 I think if I kill you, then I can have Linda. 2056 01:42:19,320 --> 01:42:20,920 You never paid attention to her. 2057 01:42:21,960 --> 01:42:23,958 I gave you another option. 2058 01:42:24,000 --> 01:42:26,673 Surprisingly, she stuck by you. 2059 01:42:28,080 --> 01:42:30,258 But if she's dead... 2060 01:42:30,300 --> 01:42:32,868 Excuse me, you don't actually think 2061 01:42:32,910 --> 01:42:36,603 that I'm just gonna give her to you, do you, Brother? 2062 01:42:38,190 --> 01:42:40,608 I wasn't talking to you, Brother. 2063 01:42:40,650 --> 01:42:42,003 I was talking to him. 2064 01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:46,591 Guys, before you kill me, 2065 01:42:46,633 --> 01:42:49,343 I just wanna kiss my wife goodbye. Okay? 2066 01:42:52,640 --> 01:42:54,558 I'm coming. I'm coming, buddy! 2067 01:42:54,600 --> 01:42:55,848 I'm coming. I'm coming! 2068 01:42:55,890 --> 01:42:57,937 Whoa ho ho! Shnikies. 2069 01:42:59,337 --> 01:43:02,388 Now that's some necrophiliac type of shit right there. 2070 01:43:02,430 --> 01:43:03,263 Enough! 2071 01:43:05,935 --> 01:43:07,638 Do it. 2072 01:43:07,680 --> 01:43:08,513 Do it. 2073 01:43:09,595 --> 01:43:11,732 Hi. 2074 01:43:11,774 --> 01:43:14,087 Guess what, you want me to embrace you? 2075 01:43:15,567 --> 01:43:17,268 Now you get your wish. 2076 01:43:17,310 --> 01:43:22,310 By the way, hubby sucks way better than you. 2077 01:43:22,530 --> 01:43:25,008 Two nibbles and a full bite. 2078 01:43:25,050 --> 01:43:27,742 Milton only got two nibbles. 2079 01:43:27,784 --> 01:43:29,208 And now it's your turn. 2080 01:43:29,250 --> 01:43:31,835 Linda, darling. 2081 01:43:31,877 --> 01:43:35,778 I, uh, I realize you're very upset right now. 2082 01:43:35,820 --> 01:43:39,528 Uh, but just think about all of the wonderful talks 2083 01:43:39,570 --> 01:43:41,178 that we've had. 2084 01:43:41,220 --> 01:43:43,053 Oh, in the fucking crypt! 2085 01:43:44,157 --> 01:43:45,228 Yeah. 2086 01:43:45,270 --> 01:43:47,570 You ready to say hello to your brother, too? 2087 01:43:48,930 --> 01:43:50,554 - I know. - I'll take care of it, Linda. 2088 01:43:50,596 --> 01:43:53,028 No, no, no, I got a better idea. 2089 01:43:53,070 --> 01:43:55,218 Let's do this as a team. 2090 01:43:55,260 --> 01:43:56,403 Married couple. Ha! 2091 01:44:03,571 --> 01:44:06,168 Bye-bye. 2092 01:44:06,210 --> 01:44:07,001 Nice job, babe. 2093 01:44:07,043 --> 01:44:08,278 Whoa! 2094 01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:09,111 - Oh shit. - There's a sight 2095 01:44:09,153 --> 01:44:10,218 you don't see every day. 2096 01:44:10,260 --> 01:44:11,778 What did we miss? 2097 01:44:11,820 --> 01:44:13,848 And sorry about being a little late. 2098 01:44:13,890 --> 01:44:15,676 Uh, a little late? 2099 01:44:17,310 --> 01:44:18,918 Yeah, where were you when she was getting kidnapped? 2100 01:44:18,960 --> 01:44:19,968 Take care of your fuckin' wife. 2101 01:44:20,010 --> 01:44:22,403 You try getting through vampires everywhere. 2102 01:44:22,445 --> 01:44:23,928 - You learned to fly? - You get to fly? 2103 01:44:23,970 --> 01:44:25,016 - You gotta teach me. - You didn't fuckin' tell me 2104 01:44:25,058 --> 01:44:25,849 - how to fly. - You gotta teach me. 2105 01:44:25,891 --> 01:44:26,778 Come on, let's go. 2106 01:44:26,820 --> 01:44:27,828 Oh, that's so cool. 2107 01:44:27,870 --> 01:44:29,208 I'm gettin' you later. 2108 01:44:29,250 --> 01:44:30,041 - But I'm goin' with you first. - What the fuck 2109 01:44:30,083 --> 01:44:31,668 - is goin' on here? - Mm. 2110 01:44:31,710 --> 01:44:33,388 - Have fun. - Always, baby. 2111 01:44:33,430 --> 01:44:34,781 Get a fuckin' room, you two. 2112 01:44:34,823 --> 01:44:35,754 Oh, we're about to. 2113 01:44:35,796 --> 01:44:36,985 - Jesus Christ. - Yeah, we got a whole house. 2114 01:44:37,027 --> 01:44:37,998 - Bye, boys. - Roger, we got fucked 2115 01:44:38,040 --> 01:44:39,408 - on this deal. - Bye! 2116 01:44:39,450 --> 01:44:42,400 You know, sometimes it just happens that way, doesn't it? 2117 01:44:44,130 --> 01:44:46,848 I can't believe I'm stuck with you for all eternity. 2118 01:44:46,890 --> 01:44:49,118 It's better than being stuck with her. 2119 01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:51,513 No it's not. 2120 01:44:51,555 --> 01:44:54,573 Yes it is. She was so annoying. 2121 01:44:56,400 --> 01:44:58,489 Not as annoying as you. 2122 01:44:58,531 --> 01:45:00,498 You take that back. 2123 01:45:00,540 --> 01:45:02,328 You know, even as a ghost, I can mess up 2124 01:45:02,370 --> 01:45:04,338 that beautiful hair that you're so proud of. 2125 01:45:04,380 --> 01:45:05,208 Oh, you wouldn't. 2126 01:45:05,250 --> 01:45:08,118 Oh, I can wait all fucking eternity! 2127 01:45:08,160 --> 01:45:09,618 I can get to that hair. 2128 01:45:09,660 --> 01:45:11,778 Oh yeah, you better believe it, mister. 2129 01:45:11,820 --> 01:45:13,848 You know what happens when you mess with my hair. 2130 01:45:13,890 --> 01:45:14,681 Yeah! 2131 01:45:14,723 --> 01:45:16,428 I'm gonna knock those glasses off your face. 2132 01:45:16,470 --> 01:45:18,618 You know what, you don't have Mom to stick up 2133 01:45:18,660 --> 01:45:20,388 for you anymore, pal. 2134 01:45:20,430 --> 01:45:21,498 Oh, you know, you think you're so cool 2135 01:45:21,540 --> 01:45:22,578 with your little glasses. 2136 01:45:22,620 --> 01:45:25,368 No, that doesn't impress me. 2137 01:45:25,410 --> 01:45:26,928 Women love the glasses, okay? 2138 01:45:26,970 --> 01:45:28,428 - No. - They love it! 2139 01:45:28,470 --> 01:45:32,598 Maybe I don't have the height, but I got the brains. 2140 01:45:32,640 --> 01:45:34,068 I got the moxie. 2141 01:45:34,110 --> 01:45:36,618 I got what it takes to make it in this old world. 2142 01:45:36,660 --> 01:45:37,451 You hear that? 2143 01:45:37,493 --> 01:45:39,288 That's the sound of you missin' the train, buddy. 2144 01:45:39,330 --> 01:45:40,533 Woo, gone! 2145 01:45:42,270 --> 01:45:44,434 Hippity hoppity, this blood is my property! 2146 01:45:44,476 --> 01:45:45,961 Gimme that back! 2147 01:45:46,003 --> 01:45:47,131 - Ha ha! - Morgan. 2148 01:45:52,015 --> 01:45:52,959 Give it.